The Death of Bacon in Literature

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  1. ~Bacon

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    I am simply enraged. Has anyone else noticed how absurd what people call 'Literature' is? No longer does bacon every play a major role in the best-selling books. Even great Russian novels only mention bacon in passing! It seems that bacon should get far more recognition than it does. Usually, it is only referred to as food, when actually, bacon represents an exestentialist window through the very threads of space-time! Why do all authors simply ignore the dent bacon makes in our society? How long must this tyranny of anti-bacon continue? When will there be any bacon activists? Why isn't there a book about bacon that is more philisophical than "Eats, Shoots and Leaves"?

    The answer is simple: The relentless Human Condition has infected authors just as it has infected all of human and baconkind. They have been raised to be completely biased against bacon! We must cry out, a voice in the midst of political agenda! We must ask ourselves, "Where does bacon play in a role in the story I'm reading?"

    I am utterly outraged at this whole ordeal about bacon. We need your help to make the world a bacon friendly place.
     
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  2. brian100

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    From personal experience, too much bacon makes me fart & also gives me the severe tom & dicks.
     
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  3. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    yes, I too am outraged at the dark hole society has shove our beloved bacon in to. we must come forth and rejoice in the pork, not only bacon, but pork chops and ribs too. Chicken has held the spotlight for too damn long, time to bring forth the "other white meat".
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Mmmmmmmm......baby back ribs. Yummy!
     
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  5. Toiletman

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    Dumplings own your bacon. All your bacon r blong to us!!

    Anyway, about Eat, Shoots and Leaves, let me tell you a joke about it.

    One day, a Panda went into a bar and bought a packet of crisps. After he finished eating it, he killed the bartender and left. So the policeman came in and looked for Panda in the dictionary and it said, "Eats shoots and leaves"
     
    Toiletman, Jun 5, 2004
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  6. vurbal

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    Personally I'm partial to fresh side pork (bacon before it's cured), but if you don't live in an area with lots of hog farms you probably don't see too much of it. Unfortunately I can't afford much bacon right now since the price has nearly doubled in the last year.
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  7. Toiletman

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    B-B-B-ut... what about dumplings? Don't leave me alone with these pokey soft scrumptious bags of meat! *cries silently*
     
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