Todays reading comes from the book of stupid and crappy days 12:9 And lo! it came to pass that in the scraping of my very flat cat from the street that a great vision did come upon me.. A blinding light did shine upon me and a voice seemingly from nowhere, and accompanied by a fanfare of horns boomed "will you get out of the ******* road!!" And verily did I throw the dead and squishy cat upon the lap of the impatient motorist, through his window, and retired unto my house bearing spade with the satisfaction of a job well done.. init! There is an old Chinese proverb which goes something like... More haste, less speed. but a dead cat will surely spoil an important business meeting, especially if it's contents are currently residing on the front of your best suit. And it came to pass that the supermarket called, and within the humble well lit and enticing grotto there was a substance called vodka.. There endeth the lesson. BTW.. that's only like the 4th thread I have ever started... it should have been in the sv.. that's where I thought it was and so hit the start new thread button on the bottom of the closed one I quoted from... feel free to do as you want with this.. I don't want to be a squid.. why can't I be a shark???
sorry about the cat as we have lost a few to road traffic in front of our house plus losing a dog too.
@Slugfuk That's probably the funniest thing I've read in years. They'll probably close it now since it deals with religion. Keep 'em coming. LMFAO and I needed that.
Well as it was requested.. more stupidity.. culled of some wit at easter.. The real reason jesus woke from the dead on a bank holiday... And lo.. on the 3rd day jesus woke from his sleep, rolled back the huge stone and did go outside. And raising his eyes to heaven he did shout "stop that f****** hammering or verily I shall shove that f****** gazebo up your ass"
