This day sucks, moving to a country where they don't have calendars so i won't have to know what day it is

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  1. iSApache

    iSApache Member

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    This day is rotten!!! I finally get my internet turned back on after a week and a half cause i moved to a new house then all hits the fan!

    Event1: Website bans me for no reason,never posted a thing in the forums dont even have a signature for my account never touched account settings,ya know just there for info on one of my Fav games...they banned my ip address for no reason...

    ok not so bad right...

    Event2: i get online and play Farcry2 on the 360 and Holy crap the online play sucks horribly,no team play whatsoever,major host advantage ,standbyers,a*@ holes everywhere,the storyline sucked i got 70% done with the game then BAM! Console freezes while loading game data...Game data was corrupted had to start all over...

    Event3: People just generally acting stupid,the deal with Obama getting outta hand, (No racism intended)black people getting pissed at me thinking im racist because i dont want Obama as president.
    fellow American citizens not caring about the future of their families and their country only about getting better wages and Health-care... This day is rotten in general

    Event4: Games,Politics,and rock n roll dont mix altogether neither plus trying to decide how im going to pay for college this year...

    This day is Horrible! (Turns green and starts smashing things)
     
    iSApache, Nov 5, 2008
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  2. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    I hate to add insult to injury, but your sig is too big....5 lines max for text only sigs.
     
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  3. garmoon

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    And some of the days get even worse! Good grief. And it never changes. Deal with it. You do live in a fantasy land.

    @Loco

    priceless
     
    garmoon, Nov 6, 2008
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  4. varnull

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    Awww.. classic irony moment missed.. A 2 day ban for oversize sig would have topped it off nicely ;)
     
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    @Loco
    @garmoon
    @varnull
    Have you lot ever thought about a career with the Samaritans ;-)


     
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    EDITED.
     
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  7. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    LOCOENG, Nov 6, 2008
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  8. garmoon

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  9. varnull

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    I had one.. but I was too good at it. 100% success rate with suicides. They all managed quite nicely after my expert advice and guidance. I'm still not sure why they let me go at the end of the month......
     
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  10. garmoon

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    @varnull

    Oh I see that was 100% success at keeping them alive. I thought you were handing out Kevorkian kits.
     
    garmoon, Nov 6, 2008
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  11. varnull

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    @ garmoon

    Nah.. 100% success in their chosen method. I like helping people. If somebody has decided to have another turn round the wheel what right do I have to con them into possibly years more pain and sadness... You don't treat a suffering animal like that do you? It's cruel.

    My recommended methods.

    1: Jumping off something very high.. With luck you will be dead of a shock related heart attack before you hit the ground, so no big impact.. Also has a chance of taking some other pointless loser with you. The higher the better but ensure the landing area is hard.

    2: Overdose.. sleeping pills and alcohol preferred method. Go to bed and don't wake up.

    And that's it really.. obviously as a vampire I have a lot more gothic-romantic methods.. but the first two are infallable and generally painless. Nothing worse than a half arsed attempt that leaves you a vegetable and unable to do it properly second time round.

    edit typos.. TYPOS... ohhh. IT'S CAPS LOCK FRIDAY AGAIN KIDS...
     
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  12. garmoon

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    that's even better LMAO
     
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  13. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Standing in front of a moving train is pretty effective and usually painless unless you try to get out of the way at the last minute and don't make it.
     
    LOCOENG, Nov 7, 2008
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  14. varnull

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    oooo.. I forgot that one.. I have some pictures of the results too.. but I don't think I will post them.
     
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  15. LOCOENG

    LOCOENG Moderator Staff Member

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    Yes, it can get a bit sloppy.
     
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    Have you had many of them Loco, we get them pretty regularly over here?

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