this ones for the baabaa man, just looking out for ya!!!!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by andmerr, May 26, 2005.

  1. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    Well man you know we are getting around to xmas again, so its only 6 ish months away.You want to be prepared so i though a little fore thought would go a long way.So this xmas we ghave shit loads for your 4 footed friends.

    Hope you like this thread my friend, i hunted high and low for ya.

    andmerr

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    if you laughed as much as me maybe a comment or to would suffice for this thread....
     
  2. arniebear

    arniebear Active member

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    And I thought being a pig was good, being a sheep is even better you get to have all these goodies to order, and don't even have to leave your pen.
     
  3. baabaa

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    LMAO.................You kill me........

    You found my xmas list to Santa.............

    This one I think is a little tricky to master, I have tried the obvious route, but find myself slipping off.......LOL

    Revenge shall be mine..........and I shall be using that at the top of the cliff and dress it up in red wellies................

    Could you keep your eyes open for the Sheep Ultra Viagra, it sells very fast and I always seem to miss out, I have just ordered the Hoof Cuffs (Cums with matching hitch) Sets of 2 $49.95 and I think the Viagra would compliment it quite well..................
     
  4. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    that's disturbing :p

    "papa! papa! there's a wolf in the barn! and he's part of a sheep orgy!"
     
  5. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    hey auslander , heres a disturbing site, you know they actaully have this as the cover page for there sheep website!!!

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  6. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    hey baabaa a relative or just a fan
     
  7. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    well, considering that the sheep takin it right there is baabaa, i'd say that's his master :)
     
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    They call him Jethro, and he is an animal.......Baaaaaaaaaa!
     
  9. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    have you knit him anything, woolboy?
     
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    Can't spare the wool, he needs something to grab onto.......LOL
     
  11. Auslander

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    not even your pubic wool? lol
     

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