Three coffins and a chainsaw

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  1. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    Imagine the scene, you have three empty coffins that need filling and a chainsaw full of petrol.
    Who are you going to invite to your little party?

    My Choice?

    1. The first freakin' ipod spammer I could find.
    2. My dentist
    3. Osama Bin Laden. (leaving him till last so the
    blades will be blunt)
     
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  2. Praetor

    Praetor Moderator Staff Member

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    Myself. You only die once, might as well have some fun ... 'sides you never know... might be kinda kinky with the chains and shit :p
     
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  3. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    Hello stranger.

    Whoah, that's a bit deep and dark and morbid.
     
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  5. Auslander

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    odds are, they'd be the first three people i see. in general, i wish there was an open-season on idiots...
     
    Auslander, Sep 3, 2004
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  6. DrawingLS

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    1- President Bush
    2- My younger sister
    3- Bob from those male enhancement commercials
     
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  7. agent-k

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    With yellow feathers in her hair
    and a dress cut down to there She would merengue and do the cha-cha,
     
    agent-k, Sep 6, 2004
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  8. brian100

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    Margaret Thatcher
    The Spiv son Mark Thatcher (toe-rag arms dealer!!)

    These 2 will do for me..
     
    brian100, Sep 6, 2004
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  9. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Any other Yanks here know what a Spiv is?
     
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    Spivs were evident around World War II, black-marketeers, raincoat full of knocked off nylons & dirty postcards, etc, trilby pearched on their head on a jaunty angle, get the picture, Neph ? :)
     
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  11. john179

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    1.Osama Bin Laden
    2.The plonker who was behind the Beslan murders.
    3.Someone with a match.
     
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  12. Nephilim

    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Lol. I knew what a spiv was I just seeing if any other Yanks did :)

    The song "Swamp Thing" by The Chameleons has a reference to a spiv in it so years back I googled it to figure out what the hell they were talking about :p
     
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  13. agent-k

    agent-k Regular member

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    Hey Neph,

    wanna buy a watch?
    I got some lovely dvd's, suit you sir!
     
    agent-k, Sep 7, 2004
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  14. Mick69

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    cant believe i missed this thread but anyway heres my list:
    1. anyone that thought funding and supplying osama bin laden with guns, rpg's and explosives to fight the soviets in afganistan was a good idea
    2. anyone that thought supplying sadam with chemical and biological weapons during the iran/iraq war was a good idea
    3. anyone that thought supplying the same chemical and biological weapons to iran during the iran/iraq war the next year was a good idea

    i was gonna make it a funny post but seeing this thread seems a bit political i thought this would fit in better instead ;)
     
    Mick69, Sep 7, 2004
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  15. jim_dandy

    jim_dandy Active member

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    you all are some sick puppies :))
    gawd i love a.D... i feel so at home :)
     
    jim_dandy, Sep 7, 2004
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  16. zippyd

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    Do you think if I chopped them up small enough, that I could fit everyone associated with the MPAA in just three coffins. I might need a refill on petrol.


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  17. Sefiroth

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    you know who id do? ppl at school:
    ruwan brell, zak hopkins (old farts about ready to go any way) Mr hayes, trent arena, sam ohaloran, charlse tambarkis, jarad evans, kodi whatws-his-shity-name, etc,etc,etc,etc,etc (imagine about another 50 names on this list. I wouldnt bother with the coffins, just livem where they "fall"
     
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  18. Nephilim

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    zippyd, Just get really big coffins. Nobody said you couldn't :)
     
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  19. agent-k

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    Yeah, quite right.
    This is my thread and you can have as big a coffin as you want.
    If anyone objects they can take it up with Nephilim and his arsenal. Hehe. ;)
     
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  20. zippyd

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    Skip the chainsaws and coffins. Just use Nephilim's arsenal and they'll be little tiny bits of fertilizer.
     
    zippyd, Sep 14, 2004
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