My kids and other relatives reckon I'm exactly like Homer Simpson. We seem to have a similar outlook on life. And neither of us seems to have grown up. Do'h
My kids keep watching eminem videos and this little fat guy dances around the stage like a prat.They say look there is dad so i guess that's me.
I also get the Homer reference from my wife & son, because when i rise from the sofa, i 'apparently' leave a perfect arse-shape in the cushion !!
Well get the wife to empty it she is not a lazy cow like mine is she.God women they want you to do everything.I drink my beer and surf the internet what more does she want from me.
Yep, bloody bone-idle. I've told her, if it stains the floor, don't twist, do summat about it, does she listen, does she hell !!
Yep my mrs is really lazy.Get this i place my ash tray next to the keyboard so i do not strain to much and the cheeky cow only emptys it twice a day.Ive told her she must step up the cleaning and ive even offered to move my chair away from the computer while she does a once over with the hoover.However i have warned if the wheels break she will get the bill.
big gay al!!! from south park lol j/k if anyone here seen the smurfs im The evil Gargamel... since i was lil i used to talk like he did in the show... i still do that form time to time lmao... n another character is from ed edd n eddy... i am ed lol... i say weird things like "im a voice of my own toast" or "your wish is my lasania"... lol... n i got a nick name double d... long story lol...