Which would you pick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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  1. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    Revealing Gift Test

    Which gift would you like? To determine your personality, pick the gift you'd most like to receive.

    1. Candy
    2. Flowers
    3. A sweet poem
    4. Sex
    5. Dinner/Dancing
    6. Waffle iron

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    1. CANDY It means that... You are a sweet person who enjoys traditional gifts and hopefully likes to share. OR You're a selfish chocoholic who values a sugar high over everything, even true love.

    2. FLOWERS It means that... You love the beauty of nature, the scent of flowers and appreciate this timeless romantic gesture. OR You get some twisted joy out of watching vegetation wither and die.

    3. A SWEET POEM It means that... You're a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You're used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.

    4. SEX It means that... You are a passionate soul, a free spirit who is not afraid to express your sexuality with another consenting adult and feel that the physical side of love can be meaningful and beautiful. OR You're a filthy degenerate who is no better than a rutting animal living solely for one carnal experience after another.

    5. DINNER/DANCING It means that... You enjoy the company of that special someone and the romantic setting of fine cuisine and candlelight. OR You're easy to please and probably willing to sell your body for food and a few quick turns around the dance floor.

    6. WAFFLE IRON It means that... You're a practical person who believes in gifts that you can actually use. OR You have absolutely no idea of what gift-giving is all about and probably have some sort of deviant sexual fetish involving kitchen appliances
     
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    andmerr, May 24, 2005
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  2. philipman

    philipman Regular member

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    yes sex all the way.
     
    philipman, May 24, 2005
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  3. arniebear

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    Would this have anything to do with being a pig?
     
    arniebear, May 24, 2005
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  4. Auslander

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    i love sweet poems...
     
    Auslander, May 24, 2005
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  5. clouser

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    dinner and dancing (im a whore):)
     
    clouser, May 24, 2005
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  6. Auslander

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    it shows! lol



    wootass! 1300 posts!
     
    Auslander, May 24, 2005
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  7. philipman

    philipman Regular member

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    I'm just a free spirit.
     
    philipman, May 24, 2005
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  8. clouser

    clouser Guest

    and i wouldent want it any other way:)
     
    clouser, May 24, 2005
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  9. Auslander

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    i tried being a whore...but this guy kept hitting me up, offering me 3 times the normal rate, yada yada yada...before i knew it, i was cleaning out rump every night so i could keep up with my crack habbit...


    or was that just a dream? god, i really should stop my dazing and pay attention!
     
    Auslander, May 24, 2005
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  10. clouser

    clouser Guest

    howd you know about my past?lol
     
    clouser, May 24, 2005
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  11. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    when i was 5 i stuck a fork in an electrical outlit and woke up a few hours later across the room...since then, i've been able to hack into people's minds! :)
     
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    I had to choose sex.
     
    walnut187, May 24, 2005
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  13. andmerr

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    i think i'll have to take nuber 6.

    ......beat me with that beater, o'h yes please

     
    andmerr, May 24, 2005
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  14. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    make no bones, number 4, filthily.

    lmao - Rutting - what an underused word (i thought it was a UK specific word myself). there are fewer better words for sex methinks
     
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    Number 1 for me gotta go with my chocolate,chocoholic beast here.The best way to my heart is through my belly.Another thing is that you can always get candy,sex is not always available unless you are rich and pay for it 24/7.
     
    L-Burna, May 25, 2005
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    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    i had to skip the chocolate choice as my teeth always hurt after eating a little of it.
    Unlike rutting :)
     
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  17. andmerr

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    you could always brush and gargle more that might fix the prob, sorry you have to do that after you have indulged in the rutting as well.
     
    andmerr, May 25, 2005
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  18. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    i just daren't reply to that one !

    i was gritting my teeth, or should i say biting my tongue. damn i knew i'd have difficulty if i tried to reply so i'll knock it on the head. arghhhhhhhhhhhh!

    fnar fnar i should have stuck with chocolate, or maybe poetry. oh no that won't do , i'm at work so poetry becomes tourettes
     
    creaky, May 25, 2005
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  19. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    i was wondering if any won was going to be game enough to attempt to reply to that.
     
    andmerr, May 25, 2005
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  20. gurnard

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    no.4 please.
     
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