**WOLVES - CHEW** - "can you" - what a Xmas Turkey

hwo do you get on teh internet i have got to a point where it says obtaining ip address and tehn it says the ip address attempt times out or some sht and can u use a usb cable to connect to online games like starwars battlefront 2 plzz i need fcking help

 

this is a triple thread now!!!!

Stop making too many threads use the search bar!

I don't want to shout but people keep posting questions like these everyday and it's gettin too much. use the search bar - if u serach in there u'll find ur answrs!!!

 

the holidays really bring out the idiots, dont they? love all the pics though creaky. lol this person needs to learn how to type too, now that i look at it again, or its some really bad form of text speak, which is really annoying anyway.

 

Very strange indeed, I thought you Had to be on the Internet

before you could CONNECT to ad

 

If you think 'iownedu' should be nominated for a Darwin Award, say "I".

What a smacktard...

 

Do I smell stupidity rivaling even me?

 

Jeez, give the guy a break Nicht. LOL

 

Well said ^^

X)

 

lol! I clearly stated I live in a galss house! >_< Besides, I cannot aford glass houses
But yes... When It comes to glass houses... My glass is very thin plate glass

 

Wow I see the quality of numbnuts just hasn't got any better since I last had the time to look in here.
It appears that Santa didn't bring some one a dictionary or thesaurus again this x-mas. So in the hope of helping the illiterate I will try to explain a solution to all of your problems.

To get on the internet : hold the mouse and keyboard tightly in both hands and swing your legs over the comfy chair and proceed to kick the beige box, ( you know the one hidden under all the Dr.Seuss easy reading books) til the fan inside starts to howl and whir. Now hold on tight as you are transported in to cyber heaven. When the post man has figured out the ip address attached to the letter you wrote to santa in lapland asking for lots and lots of really cool stuff, like a brain, a heart and some courage ( or was that the wish list of some fictitional characters from the wizard of Oz) he will explain to you the times tables so they never need to be out again. If you are having a problem with your Sh*t and need some fcking help then allow me to assist you. Insert one end of your USB cable into your beam end and the other into your mouth. Pretend it's spaghetti, you know the stuff your mum serves from a can and places on toast for your tea, suck hard on the end in your mouth until you cease to exist in a cyclic paradox of stupidity and dissapear up your derriere.

Well I hope that helps in your quest for enlightenment and you now have no problems doing the do, what ever that may be.

 

Lmfao ^^

 

bwahahahaha