Feel free to add your own, I thought these were hilarious.................... Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone. Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted. Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day. Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ. Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok. Man with one chopstick go hungry. Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails. Man who eat many prunes get good run for money. Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk. Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth. War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left. Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house. Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night. It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it. Man who drive like hell, bound to get there. Man who stand on toilet is high on pot. Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement. Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
Yeah, every so often I receive these on hotmail, apparently from a friend of a friend of a friend who I do not know.................... But they do give me a chukle............. My favourite is:Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs. I am trying to rack my brains to think of some but so far zippo.............
LOL...... Man with bad breath needs to tell wife to have shower. Women with bad breath had good evening. Women never have headaches, just excuse for day off.
baabaa, just google for confucious and you should get a bunch sites whith variations of them. I put one in my sig.
man who make love in grass get piece on earth woman who fly plane upside down have big crack up man who fart in church sits in own pew man who smoke pot choke on handle woman should never marry basketball player, he dribble before he shoots
smart man keeps enemies close, friends closer. smarter man keeps friends close, enemies closer. smartest man changes his identity and flies to Guam.
Boy who go to bed facing stiff problem likely wake up with solution at hand. Man who walk with hands in pockets look crazy but feel nuts. Man who excels at putting worm on hook is Master Baiter Secretary not permanent until she screwed on desk. Man who loses key to lady's apartment get no new-key. Schoolboy who play with schoolgirl during wrong period, get caught red-handed. Girl who get asked to go camping must beware of evil intent. He who sneezes without a handkerchief takes matters into his own hands. Passionate kiss just like spider web - lead to undoing of fly. If you want pretty nurse, you got to be patient.
zippyd, the last line reminds me when i was 10 years old at sick kids hospital in toronto & i had 3 student female nurses almost all to myself, 1 in the morning, 1 in the afternoon & 1 at night
very funny...reminds me of this kid I used to know in high school who came to school everyday with a new Chinese Proverb. His were much lamer though. These are the funniest ones I've heard.
I think we've posted most of them. Others I continue to find are slight variations. Well I guess that's a lie because there are others that are lame..... Man who sit on tack get point. But we've got all the funny ones. I'm going to cry now, cuz baabaa's thread is now gonna wither and die ending up buried along with all the other dead threads.
