Bumper Stickers You Would Like To See

Well guys saw this and thought we could have another laugh .Feel free to add your own to the list (yes its another useless post baabaa.That makes about 100 doesnt it ............LOL)


Andmerr


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| Everyone has a photographic memory
| ...some just don't have any film.
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| Save your breath...You'll need it to
| blow up your date.
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| Your ridiculous little
| opinion has been noted.
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| Jesus loves you...but everyone else thinks
| you're an bumhole .
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you uys are bit slow in answering today ,heres some more stuff to keep you going


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| Impotence...Nature's way of
| saying "No hard feelings,"
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| The proctologist called
| ...they found your head.
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| I used to have a handle
| on life...but it broke off.
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| WANTED: Meaningful
| overnight relationship.
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| Guys...just because you have one,
| doesn't mean you have to be one.
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| I don't want a free |
| I-pod |
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| you noob |
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     |  and on the seventh day   |
     |   -God created hockey-    |
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_X_X_X_X_X_[small]                            
  
                          

 ... I'm working harder than a cat trying to bury a turd in a marble floor ...[/small]

 

theses are getting better and better.

Heres another couple to ponder on:

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| Some people just don't know how to drive...
| I call these people "Everybody But Me,"
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| Heart Attacks...God's revenge for eating
| His animal friends.
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funny you should say that darthnip i'm actually moving shortly,can i borrow your truck!!!

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| Don't like my driving?
| Then quit watching me.
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|Next time you park this close to me
|Leave me a fuckin tin opener so
|that I can get my car out..........
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|If shit was worth something, then
|poor people would have been born
|with no arseholes..................
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|If tommorrow never comes, then why
|did they invent calenders..........
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|If sheep go baaaaa, and cows go mooo
|Then what nosie do rabbits make.....
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|Pick a number between 1 and 10
|Then add 8, subtract 3
|Divide by 2, then multiply by 9
|What is the first vegetable that comes
|to mind...A carrot..........yea!!!........
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_X_X_X_X_X_[small]Beware of the Pixies - they move in over night and turn your life upside down

[/small]

 

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|The wife told me I was rotten in bed
|I said, how could you possibly figure
|that out in 30 seconds...............
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|The wife has cut back sex to twice
|a week.
|That was ok, because she cut out the
|other 3 guys completely, I feel I got the
|best part of the deal.....................
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| If you can read this...I can
| slam on my brakes and sue you.
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| Some people are only alive because it
| is illegal to shoot them.
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| Try not to let your mind wander..It is too small and
| fragile to be out by itself.
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The village called....
you got the position for IDIOT

 

If you don't like my driving
Stay off the sidewalk

 

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| Hang up and drive!!
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good girls go to heaven
bad girls go evrywhere

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I still miss my Ex...
But my aim is improving.

 

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