I'll kick you're butt cause I'm tough!!!!!!!!!

Wow, i'm surprised no-one even mentioned this yet. Check it out if you haven't seen the video...

PS3 Home Video

 

Apparently you haven't looked at the other threads that have been discussing this all day:

http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/478300
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/478373

 

Oops, missed that. Sorry. No need for aggression though, as I will choke you if I have to. Speaking of which, if anyone lives in the Hollywood area and is looking to get into mixed martial arts but don't know where to go, hit me up, I train at an awesome place and would love some new sparring partners.

 

The moderators should probably close this thread before someone gets hurt - especially me.

 

@Neph

You're wise beyond reason. Loved the Kicky Flippy thingy. LMFAO

 

I'm a master of the ancient Lancashire martial art of Ecky-Thump.. we can whup alla yus on us own.. happen.

 

I'm a master of debate.

 

With or without black pudding?

 

because i'm me, i think you all need my input. ^.^

i studied bushido, tai kwan do, and judo. from my experience, yes, martial arts can teach you discipline and possibly strengthen your mind (as it obviously hasn't in bigup's case), but really help you in now way in a real fight. if you're on the street, up against an experienced back alley brawler, and all you have are some funky moves, you're farked like enron accountant in D-block.

 

And no one mentioned the highest of degree masters. The martial art mastery of pulling the f**king trigger; kicks all martial arts a$$es.

 

FATALITY!!!!! roflmao;;;;ahahahahahahahahahlolololobahahahahaa x 2042453453452345^9

 

A woman walked up to a bald little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. "I couldn't help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What's your secret for a long happy life?"
"I take huge amounts of testosterone every week, as well as growth hormone, DNP, winstrol, deca, T3 and diuretics. Besides that I party hard every weekend, take ecstasy, cocaine and drink like hell"
"That's amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?" "Twenty-six," he said.


How many bodybuilders does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Answer: Five. One to screw in the light bulb, and four others to tell him how great he looks while doing it.

What do you get when you cross a bodybuilder and a gorilla? Answer: A stupid gorilla.

 

some people use fists, some people use knives, some use guns....me, i like a good chrome bumper pressing my target into a wall. ^.^

 

@Neph....now you've done it; I'll have to pic up some Moo Shoo on my way home (I walk right through chinatown). There goes the diet LOL but how bad can it be?

@Ireland....just read your joke. I'll have to remember that as I have some bodybuilder friends and the mirror is truly their best friend LOL!

 

Lmao! Nice one, Neph.

 

Nephilim: You are indeed wise.

garmoon and Auslander: Thanks for the input. Next time I'm in Hollywood I'll make sure I have something with a trigger and I'm driving a car with nice shiny chrome bumpers...

...just in case bigup comes at me and tries to choke me with his version of Whippy Flippy Kicky Hitty Martial Arts and Moo Shoo.

 

bah. something tells me he's very much like the karate kid from Smokin' Aces, crotch bulge and all. ^.~

 

Yeah and... and... I can cast Blizzaga and Firaga. And Cureaga incase I get hurt. And I mastered the art of using Phoenix Downs on myself so HA! HA! HA! And I set my Job to Ninja so I can cast black magic and do awesome kicks wahahahahahahahahah!
Die you!