can some one answer these : if they squeeze olives to get olive oil , how do they get baby oil or why is it that lemon juice has artificial flavors while dishwashing detergent has real lemons in it or why do ballerinas stand on pointy toes ,wouldnt you think they'd get taller women or why is abreviation such a long word please help!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yes I have often pondered such things. why is there braille on drive up ATM machines? Why are there handicap parking spaces at roller skating rinks? hows come you can walk in to a pharmacy and buy smokes and booze right in the front but the sick people have to go clear to the back for their prescriptions? _X_X_X_X_X_[small]I wasn't born with enough middle fingers. http://www.BillLonero.com - check out bill, he rocks and he's way cool. irc.addictz.net #ad_buddies IRC guide - http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/47221 ***Hey, Let's try that "search" function!!*[/small]
hey darthnip i nearly died laughing reading your response or it could of being that the pepsi went down the wrong way
Why did they make DYSLEXIA such a difficult word to spell?? Or how about the poster on a hoarding: "WOULD YOU LIKE TO LEARN TO READ?" "WE CAN HELP YOU" "CONTACT THE ADULT EDUCATION SERVICE" "ON 0181 985 xxxx"
Why do we drive in a parkway but park in a driveway??? Why does cargo go by ship but shipment go by car??? We need answers to these questions..
xxx magazines are usually stored on the top shelves to be out of reach of children.............so what happens if you are an adult dwarf?....... Have you ever seen a sheep wearing red wellies?
Wouldn't that be discrimination, as in APART-HEIGHT??? _X_X_X_X_X_[small]Life is just more of the same:[/small]
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat? One goose, 2 geese. So one moose, 2 meese? If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn't the plural of booth beeth? If a fly didnt have wings would it be called a walk? Should creamatoriums give discounts to burn victims? Where do park rangers go to unwind? Why do there sterilize the area where they put a lethal injection? Why is there an interstate highway in Hawaii? Who closes the door after the bus driver gets off? Why did kamikaze pilots wear helmets?
whats the deal with the saying ' finding a needle in a haystack' who'd put a bloody needle there in the first place
