Scarface: "In this country, you gotta make the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, then you get the woman." NICE!!!! ;P
There's Something About Mary Ted: I think I still want to look her up. Pat Healy: Who, rollerpig? Are you nuts? Ted: You said she was a real sparkplug. Pat Healy: No, I said buttplug. She's heinous. Ted: So you're moving down to Miami? Pat Healy: I accepted a job offer. Ted: With who? Pat Healy: With... uh... Rice-a-Roni. Ted: Isn't that the San Francisco treat? Pat Healy: It *was*. They're changing their image. Billy Madison Frank: Who would you rather bone, Meg Ryan or Jack Nicholson? Billy Madison: Jack Nicholson now, or 1974? Frank: 1974. Billy Madison: Meg Ryan. Brian Madison: Remember that spelling bee you won in the first grade? Rock: r-o-k? Billy Madison: Yeah, so what's your point? Brian Madison: r-o-C-k! Billy Madison: Ohhh yeh! The c is silent. Beavis and Butt-Head Do America Hoover Dam Guide: Now, can anybody tell me how much energy it takes to power Las Vegas? Beavis: Yeah, I just have a question. Is this a God damn? Little Old Lady: I'm sorry, son. I got this ringin' in my ears. My doctor says it could be related to my heart palpitations. Beavis: Really? I poop too much. Little Old Lady: Oh. Maybe you're... lactose-intolerant. Beavis: No, no. I POOP TOO MUCH! Then I get tired. Old Woman on Bus: I'm hoping to score big myself. I'll mostly be doing the slots. Beavis: Yeah, yeah. I'm hoping to do some sluts too.
