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Lift up your hearts and sing

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by attar, Aug 13, 2016.

  1. attar

    attar Senior member

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    In an attempt to raise the continuing lamentable lack of uplifting inspirational messages on the forum, I offer the following anonymous uptakes on our wacky, modern age.

    A habit both vile and unsavoury
    Kept the Bishop of Oxford in slavery.
    With bestial howls
    He would bugger young owls
    Which he kept in an underground aviary.

    From the depths of the crypt at St. Giles
    Came a scream that resounded for miles.
    Said the vicar "Good Gracious!
    Has Brother Ignatius
    Forgotten the Bishop has piles?"

    An old archeologist, Throstle,
    Discovered a marvelous fossil
    He knew from its bend
    And the knob on the end
    'Twas the peter of Paul the Apostle.
     
  2. glyntamly

    glyntamly Member

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    Certainly made me laugh.
     
  3. 2oldGeek

    2oldGeek Active member

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  4. aldan

    aldan Active member

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    a definite breath of fresh air my friend.
     

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