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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Apr 16, 2005.

  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    "Okay, step right up! place your questions! you there! yes, you! man in the white jacket! step up and ask the Amazing Bustachio any question at all!"

    "ummm....ok. how many keys are there on a Chinese keyboard?"


    "......how the hell am i supposed to know?"

    okay, folks. here's a thread to place your odd or interesting questions. stuff like, "how high is up?" and "what if the moon really was made of cheese?"

    go crazy, kids. regor just may show up! :p
     
  2. ddp

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    crazy!!!
     
  3. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    here's one:

    what would ddp be like if he wasn't sexually attracted to me?

    lol.
     
  4. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    your not my type!!!!
     
  5. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    and i thank god for it everyday. poor Nephilim...he must get love e-mails from you every single day! :p
     
  6. baabaa

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    LMAO........................

    The world is round, and Pizza's are flat so how on earth can you make a beanie baby out of sausages and cat litter?

     
  7. retro78

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    ROFLMAOAY !!!!!!!!

    and now i'm ROFLMAOWTIME
     
  8. Auslander

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    mutton is delicious :)
     
  9. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    lamb chops is good!!! now where can i find a lamb or an adult sheep??
     
  10. Auslander

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    i know of one, and judging by his picture in his sig, he's very...."healthy." care to join me for dinner, ddp?
     
  11. baabaa

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    [bold]Chase me pleeeeaaaaaassssssssseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee![/bold]
     
  12. Auslander

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    Why do you drive in a parkway and park in a driveway?
    Why do they call them buildings when they're already built?
    Why is what doctors do called "practice"? Doesn't that scare you when doctors practice on you?
     
  14. baabaa

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    Ah squizzle, very good.........

    We know why we are men, but what is meant by the term 'woman'?

    If tomorrow never comes, why do we have days of the week?


     
  15. arniebear

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    Do one legged ducks swim in circles?
    If God sneezes...what should you say?
    Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
     
  16. squizzle

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    Probably. I know I would. No responsibilities. People even clean up after you when you shit your pants.
     
  17. baabaa

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    LOL, We will all benefit from that pleasure again when we are all OAP's, come to think of it...............I may already be there........
     
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  18. arniebear

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    okay, two more

    If the Energizer Bunny attacks someone, is it charged with battery?
    If a chronic liar tells you he is a chronic liar do you believe him?

     
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  19. squizzle

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    Ahhh...the beautiful cycle of life. I was born naked, screaming, and helpless, and that's exactly how I want to die.

    Good one. I'd bet it'll end up killing them and getting charged with murder because it just keeps going...and going...and going...
     
  20. Auslander

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    some good stuff! YAY! hmm...i had a good one 30 seconds ago, and now i forgot it! :(
     

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