"Okay, step right up! place your questions! you there! yes, you! man in the white jacket! step up and ask the Amazing Bustachio any question at all!" "ummm....ok. how many keys are there on a Chinese keyboard?" "......how the hell am i supposed to know?" okay, folks. here's a thread to place your odd or interesting questions. stuff like, "how high is up?" and "what if the moon really was made of cheese?" go crazy, kids. regor just may show up!