OK guys, how about this one? I live in the UK, I was born in Scotland but was raised & live in England. What do I love about Britain? I love that I live in a democracy (there are many would argue that point!), I love where I live in the Yorkshire Dales, it is stunningly beautiful & I get to drive round it in my Royal Mail van emptying all of the pillar boxes all over the countryside, I love that I have a nice warm cosy flat & eat well (sounds daft but I think that if you have food, shelter & a warm bed you really shouldn't complain!). I love & am extremely proud of what British inventors & industry has brought to the whole world. What I hate about this country is the fact that we have a system whereby the politicians constantly screw us over spouting the same tired rhetoric. Telling us how we should live our lives, completely fusking up the Education system with their constant interfering & telling teachers how to do there jobs, setting targets for all concerned. If I want to build a bridge I will take the advice of Engineers, not a complete fusking half-wit politician who doesn't know his arse from his fusking elbow. Leave the teachers alone. While I am complaining, why does our society never appreciate the people who run the country? I was a Mechanical Engineer for 17yrs, boy, do you get treated like shit! The worst offenders are receptionists, they look down their nose at you like you climbed out of a god damn cess pool. It's different when they want you to change the tyre for them at the side of the road! (Bite my hairy arse bitches) Why don't we pay our nurses & teachers properly? Why do all the highly paid (with large expense accounts to boot!) go to these complete dickheads who haven't got a frigging clue about anything?! Why do politicians completely fusk everything up that they touch? Do they have to have gone to the College of Complete No-Hopers & attained a degree in "Being an A Grade Twat". Apart from that Britain isn't too bad!!!!!!!!!!!!!