OK feel free to use these on your fellow AD members when needed, and believe me they are needed a lot.. Just don't use them on me !!! If you have any more I would love to hear them. 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 4. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 6. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 7. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 8. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 9. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 10. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 12. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 13. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 18. Do I look like a people person? 19. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 21. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 23. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 24. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 25. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 26. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 27. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.
get out of wrong side of the bed did you, try the right side next time so you won't have an attitude problem
If you can keep your head while all others around you are losing theirs, then you just don't understand the situation.
1: O.F.U.- Operator F**k Up 2: M.F.U.- Manufacturer F**k Up 3: E.F.U.- Engineering F**k Up 4: R.T.F.M.D.- Read The F**king Manual Dummy 5: there is 5 things that can go wrong with a computer: humans, software, mechanical, electronics & electricity. any or all 5 screwup & god knows what the results are 6: garbage in, garbage out
ScubaBud's is the best, but here's another one I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a total bitch. -Stewie from Family Guy
That is classic CJC!!! That gif is now neatly stored away on my PC in a folder labeled aD: for emergency use only! <G>
LOL Yeah it is quiet funny, especially since i work at an ISP on a helpdesk, we have ALOT of those kind of people lol. Another one i found, which is slightly more colourful, but not as good CJC
WOW, the only thing that guy was missing was his Drink Holder! I never could figure out how they worked when you mounted them sideways?!?!?! Hummmm
I just found these searching for PEBKAC. Accronyms: DFUumb F*cking User UBD:User Brain Dead PEBKACroblem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair ID-10-T:Idiot BOFH:Bastard Opperator From Hell PICNICroblem In Chair Not In Computer Loose nut behind the wheel Fat fingers Pilot error Bad keyboard driver
