OK feel free to use these on your fellow AD members when needed, and believe me they are needed a lot.. Just don't use them on me !!! If you have any more I would love to hear them. 1. I can see your point, but I still think you're full of crap. 2. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce. 3. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public. 4. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to see it my way. 5. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter. 6. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message. 7. It sounds like English, but I can't understand a damn word you're saying. 8. Ahhh...I see the screw-up fairy has visited us again... 9. I like you. You remind me of myself when I was young and stupid. 10. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers. 11. I have plenty of talent and vision; I just don't give a damn. 12. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you. 13. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view. 14. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental. 15. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant. 16. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial. 17. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...? 18. Do I look like a people person? 19. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left. 20. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer. 21. If I throw a stick, will you leave? 22. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed. 23. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality. 24. Too many freaks, not enough circuses. 25. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done. 26. Who lit the fuse on your tampon? 27. Oh I get it... like humor... but different.