2 good questions

That's it mister, no master class for you ! HAH !

 

awww...can i at least be a teaching assistant? i need to get some credits knocked out of the way, and such grad work often pays well, too.

 

You can be the Fuhrer wannabe hallmonitor, how's that ?

 

do i get a billy club and the right to tell everyone else to look the other way?

 

You'll get nothing and like it.
Whatever you tell them is up to you, you're the hall monitor.
But not too much physical violence, that's what moshpit 101 is for.

 

i remember that class...a lecture hall of 350. i was the only survivor.

can i bring my own concealed weapons?

 

Sure, but no handing them out to students.

 

they'll never leave my person.