I had this great idea yesterday that we could have a new section devoted entirely to having a laugh. No computer questions would be asked and so no one was under any pressure to give answers. Just a quiet place to chill out with some witty banter. So in the interest of research I decided to go out to the local bar and get some opinions. I get into the bar, order a drink and notice this gorgeous blonde with legs longer than a deep sea oil rig, though somewhat hairier and more muscular than I would have suspected. Ignoring the warning signs I continued to tell her about my idea of going somewhere quiet for a laugh. She seems to like the idea and leans over and whispers in my ear with a deep husky voice 'wait here big boy, I'll be right back', then she strides off into the gents toilet. By now the penny had dropped, so I legged it over to chat to another woman in the corner tapping away on her laptop. She gets the wrong end of the stick completely and calls her gorilla of a boyfriend over. He heads towards me with a face like an Athlon processor after an hour of playing UT2004, glowing bright red and smoking. In an effort to frighten him off I told him I was friends with Nephilim but this just seemed to make him even madder. Any way, the ambulance driver told me that although he thought my idea was a good one he must insist that I put the oxygen mask down as it was only meant for accident victims. I replied that if that was the case then I was entitled to use it, as my parents had never planned to have me. He did not appreciate this and snatched it off me. Now after sucking on the oxygen mask for fifteen minutes I realise now that I may have been hallucinating but there was no way I was going to let a big purple goblin talk to me in this manner, so I grabbed his stethoscope and yelled into it. I don't know about you but I've never been thrown out of an ambulance before. I only wished it had stopped or at least slowed down to about 30M.P.H. The nice policeman took me home and I'm o.k. apart from a slight chaffing around the wrists from the handcuffs. The lengths some of us will go to in the name of research..! All in all I think my idea received some positive feedback. What do you think?