AfterDawn's MiniCity

But there's two..

Oh well, you can have the other big one. They both are the same height.

 

This is odd, Jack. I don't know what to do! :

 

hi
if there both the same height Rav...have the fatter of the 2

 

Our "city" doesn't even have a traffic signal! Talk about the sticks! Unemployment 23%? One quarter of us are bums. LMAO

 

Haha, very nice.

 

boys go there MYCITY

 

I call dibs on these three tiny little houses.



The first can be a science lab, the second a meth lab, and the third a bowling alley... Now I just have to decide where I want to sleep.

 

I believe that the City Charter, of AfterDawn's MiniCity, bans meth labs, so you may want to change that, so you don't justifiably get arrested. :wink:

 

What if I conjoin it to the bowling alley and say that I didn't know that half of it was being used by meth addicts? I'm not going to do the meth--I just want to sell it and get the economy up and running. I promise to put .01% of sales back into the city.

If I can't do that then I'll turn it into a math lab... where people do meth.

 

hi
i've just completed a hostile take over bid for those 3 little houses.....turned them into whore houses and pay the government 50% of earnings in taxes

oh!!! and i sleep in all of them

 

That'll sure solve the meth problem. I'll notify the chief of police to investigate XEnigmaX. The Cops get drive-by freebies at the whorehouses?? Might make for safer business model. And cops get an "all-nighter" for each undesirable run out of town. Let's keep this place clean. I'm announcing my candidacy for Chief of Police!! I nominate gurnard for Mayor. I like the way he does business! LMAO

 

I hereby declare possession of the "three tiny houses" official property of the owner, God and governming member of AfterDawn's Minicity, ie, ME.

I will, however, allow them to be used for the aforementioned purposes, but Geoff, you can sleep outside, sorry mate

 

hi G
got to keep the fuzz sweet...and of course the chief of police gets double helpings (if he can stand the strain )
@Jack
seeing as i'm the Mayor i now declare that the promised 50% of all takings are split into 2...25% for Owner.God and Government (you).
the other 25% goes to the chief of police and the mayor as back handers

 

Sounds alright to me

 

It sounds as though Jack has proclaimed himself King and is sharing in the spoils. At least he hasn't tried to take it all-YET.

 

Gary, as founder of AfterDawn Minicity, I can do as I please

 

The air has the smell of coup d'etat!! Be very aware your liege. LOL

 

Okay... okay... I give up. *Turns himself into the police station, but is still disappointed because now the city has no bowling alley*.

Wait... Did I commit a crime according to the AD charter by only talking about selling drugs? I don't actually have any drugs in my possession; only Lucky Charm marshmallows.

And who actually is making laws around here, Ripper or gurnard? or quite possible garmoon? or all three?

Anyway, you all get all the lucky charm marshmallows you want if you let me out of jail. Provided that each of you only want three.

 

hi
@XEnigmaX
instead of giving yourself up to the police station..you should have crept in the back door, where you would have found the Mayor...Chief of police and the King/God counting their ill gotten gains...shot all three and become undisputed owner off said property and kingdom. LOL
(I don't seem to be getting any e'mail alerts...you haven't sabotaged my outlook express have you ? )