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Am I The Oldest Guy At AD???

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by gerry1, Dec 6, 2005.

  1. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    ok, now there is a sight i did not want in my head gerry...

     
  2. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    i love being 18.

    had my first gray hair when i was 12, though.
     
  3. 2oldGeek

    2oldGeek Active member

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    I've got one gray hair. Of course it's the only hair I got..
    My birth certificate was chipped in a rock..
    Christ was refered to as Private Jesus..
    My Social Security No. is 000-00-0001.
     
  4. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    we call my manager Moses, as

    1/ he looks like him
    2/ he is him but as we haven't seen the two in the same room to disprove it
    3/ he shouts down his mobile phone
    4/ previous comment is proof enough as he needed that voice to descend Mount Sinai with the 10 commandments
     
  5. 2oldGeek

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    You mean there 10 commandments! I only remember 8.

    Come to think about it.. I think I remember something about Adultry and Coveting but I always thought that was a typo and wouldn't hold up in the real world.LOL
     
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  6. gurnard

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    hi :)
    ok guys, i won't put it the way i normally do,
    i'm 64 yrs old ...5 kids... 12 grandchildren (i'll be even older come january)
    i'm accused of being a big kid by the grandchlidren, and a complete nutter by my children
    my oldest granddaughter says i must stop embarrassing her in public, and my oldest son says i'm the only person he knows, that the older i get the bigger and faster the motorcycle i buy.
    but guess who they all come to when in need, or a shoulder to cry on.

    i love it

    oh! forgot to say, my youngest son can't wait for me to pop of so that he can inherit my fishing trawler LOL
     
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  7. gear79

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    @ auslander

    1 grey hair out of an entire furry body of hair.... i'd say your doing well then..
    but what happens when your coat turns all grey???
     
  8. 2oldGeek

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    @gear79,

    I stop looking like Big Foot and look like Frosty the Snowman..
     
  9. gear79

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    @ 2oldgeek

    im guessing then you have never seen a pic of auslander then yet huh??
    [​IMG]

    made it smaller cuz his original was huge....

    i can seen it already, auslander is gonna come after me with his fangs showing and hair standing straight up on his back !! ;)
     
  10. hogan

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    I'm 48. I don't mind my hair turning grey, I just hate it's turning loose.
     
  11. aabbccdd

    aabbccdd Guest

    wow dRD thats good info. but i dont think many of them post much BTW iam 47 and iam cool with it
     
  12. dysart147

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    Aren't they more like guidelines?
     
  13. Auslander

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    gear: then i'll no longer be the brown wolf, but the gray/silver/white wolf :D
     
  14. dysart147

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    Auslander, how do you put the picture on you're post?
     
  15. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    this really isn't the thread to ask that on, but i'll get you started. find an image that meets the following:

    1) 50 kb or less in size
    2) resolution of 100x500 pixels or smaller
    2) is not profane, vulgar, flashy, or rule-breaking

    then host the image online and use the proper image tags to put the link in your sig box. for any more assistance, please do a search first. thanks.
     
  16. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    @ auslander.... i was thinking more like salt and pepper wolf !!
     
  17. Auslander

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    i won't be salt and pepper for long...based on my family heritage, i'll be 99% brown until i'm 30-35, then i'll be completely gray within 2 years. might look cool, lol.
     
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    An Old Irishman's Philosophy,After Age 60

    In life, there are only two things to worry about—
    Either you are well or you are sick.
    If you are well, there is nothing to worry about,
    But if you are sick, there are only two things to worry about—
    Either you will get well or you will die.
    If you get well, there is nothing to worry about,
    But if you die, there are only two things to worry about—
    Either you will go to heaven or hell.
    If you go to heaven, there is nothing to worry about.
    And if you go to hell, you’ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
    You won’t have time to worry!

     
  19. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    hehe !

    well, auslander, when you hit 30-35, i'll just call ya an old fart then...
     
  20. Auslander

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    mwahahah..if i live that long. the mercenary business is merciless :D
     

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