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animals: republican or democratic?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Polyarny, Mar 1, 2006.

  1. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    Damn! How do you do it? Is there anyone else on the globe who would have a gif of a beetle rolling dung right at hand for the sending? Unbelievable!
     
  2. Polyarny

    Polyarny Regular member

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    gerry1 does make a good point ireland, where do you find all the hilariously funny and topic appropriate pics?

    walrus-democrat
     
  3. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    My search engines are as old as dirt,
    heres proof...

    Older Than Dirt Quiz: Count all the ones that you remember not the ones you were told about! Ratings at the bottom.

    1. Blackjack chewing gum 2. Wax Coke-shaped bottles with colored sugar water 3. Candy cigarettes 4. Soda pop machines that dispensed bottles 5. Coffee shops with tableside jukeboxes 6. Home milk delivery in glass bottles with cardboard stoppers 7. Party lines 8. Newsreels before the movie 9. P.F. Flyers 10. Butch wax 11. Telephone numbers with a word prefix (Olive-6933) 12. Peashooters 13. Howdy Doody 14. 45 RPM records 15. S&H Green Stamps 16. Hi-fi's 17. Metal ice trays with lever 18. Mimeograph paper 19. Blue flashbulb 20. Packards 21. Roller skate keys 22. Cork popguns 23. Drive-ins 24. Studebakers 25. Wash tub wringers

    If you remembered 0-5 = You're still young If you remembered 6-10 = You are getting older If you remembered 11-15 = Don't tell your age, If you remembered 16-25 = You're older than dirt! Don't forget to pass this along!! Especially to all your really OLD friends

    HAPPY BIRTHDAT TO ME SELF
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  4. Polyarny

    Polyarny Regular member

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    good quiz ireland, i must be still young cause i hardly remember any of that stuff... :D
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  5. Auslander

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    13...how did i get 13?? i'm only 18 years old! guess cuz i live back in the boonies..we're 20 years behind everyone else. except justin. he's 20 years behind us :p
     
  6. boxwrench

    boxwrench Guest

    Penguin-Democrat
     
  7. aabbccdd

    aabbccdd Guest

    Weasal = Democrat lol !!! couldnt help it sorry
     
  8. gerry1

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    @Ireland...you've really made my day buddy; I'M SO OLD!! Maybe I should go put myself out of my misery LOL! I remember EVERYTHING except the black-jack gum! #2 Those were "green" wax coke bottles #3 They STILL make candy cigarettes (I was surprised when I saw them just last week #6 Home milk delivery, glass (quart only at first then half gallon) bottles with cardboard stoppers...pasturization wan't invented yet so cream use to come to the top and we use to joke when they froze because the cardboard stopper would pop out and you'd have this six in phallus shaped cylinder of frozen cream/milk with the stopper frozen to the top. #7 Party Lines; we had four families to each phone number and the phone would ring differently at each household. #11 Phone prefix; ours was PO-2-5571 (PO was for "poplar") #12 Peashooters: those were a blast, wish I still had one! 14# 45rpm records...you forgot 16 rpm LOL! #15 S&H green stamps...licking ten zillion stamps into that stupid book...good thing they later came our with the larger ones. #18 Mimeograph paper ... I don't think I'll ever forget the smell of the ink ... I loved that smell (maybe getting high and I didn't know it LOL) #19 Blue flash bulbs...looked like bad blue acne after you took the pic #23 Drive in theaters: how long can you get away with saying you're under 12...how many buddies can you fit in the trunk of your car? #25 Wash tub wringers don't forget the two tubs...one for soapy water and the other for rinsing!
    LORD I'M DEPRESSED LMAO!!!

    @aabbccdd: Welcome aboard guy! No offense is taken! Hell, what fun is a one sided snow-ball fight LOL! Just some silly fun; I always feel sorry for someone who can't laugh at himself. Back to topic:

    pole-cat ... republican

     
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  9. ireland

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    gerry1

    i think i am giving me age away...

    look at this pix,and to the left on the counter top a juke box player a nickle for a play or 3-plays for a dime...
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    soda fountain
     
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    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
     
  11. gerry1

    gerry1 Guest

    I still go to this ancient art-deco silver top diner; they still have the juke boxes at even table but they removed the originals long ago. There is this woman who owns it and still waits on tables at 80 something...he name is Jo-Anne (the diner's name is also) and she had a mouth cussing like a marine and she always has a camel between her lips with two inches of ash on it but somehow she never gets it your food. It's the only place open at three in the morning when the bars close so you have every imaginable sort in there...bikers, truck drivers, drag-queens, cops, everybody and most of them drunk ... place is a real howl. Never any trouble though; I can imagine Jo-Anne coming out with a sawed off double barrell but haven't seen it yet! Great place though! ... in a perverse sort of a way LOL!
     
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  12. boxwrench

    boxwrench Guest

    Snake-Republican
     
  13. Polyarny

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    you dont live in the a boonies auslander, i live in the boonies more than you do. and whats this buisness me being twenty years behind.
    you seem to be the one behind...
    hey look i found a pic of auslander... [​IMG]

    anyway welcome aboard aabbccdd, just having some fun.

    ostrich-republican
     
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  14. Auslander

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    dude, those pants rock! i'm not that stoned,though, justin. that's your area :D

    monkey-socialist.
     
  15. gerry1

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    The Ostrich (by Ogden Nash)

    The ostrich roams the great Sahara.
    It's legs are long, it's neck is narrah.
    And with those long and spindley legs,
    I'm glad it sits when it lays eggs.



    Long-eared rabbits ... democrat
     
  16. boxwrench

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    hamster-democrat
     
  17. aabbccdd

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    its cool as long as it doesnt get ugly in here or its gonna be on!! politics doesnt belong at afterdawn
     
  18. Polyarny

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    fair nuf.

    hawk-republican
     
  19. gerry1

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    nuf - the magic dragon (oops, wrong thread LOL)

    racoon - republican

     
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  20. Polyarny

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    good one gerry1, although what thread was that on i might join that one...hahahaha

    polar bear-democrat
     

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