"are you talking to me?"...quote sum good movie quotes

twins bazzle twins...-- austin powers

 

Marcus Burnett: [opens his front door] Who the FOCK are you?
Reggie: Hi Mr. Burnett, I'm Reggie.
Marcus Burnett: What d'ya doin here?
Rsggie: Im here to take out Megan.
Marcus Burnett:What?
Reggie: I came to take out Megan.
Marcus Burnett:How old are you?
Reggie: I'm fifteen, Mr. Burnett
Marcus Burnett: Motherfocker, you look thirty. ......
Marcus Burnett: Show some ID.
Reggie:I dont have none on me.
Marcus Burnett:You dont have no ID..Get your a$$ up against that wall..What the focks your problem think ya know it all.. young thundercats.. you got joints on ya? You smoke that $hit?
Reggie:No Sir.
Marcus Burnett:You tryin to get my daughter high?.. You smoke that $hit?
Mike Lowery: Marcus..Nigger, who is it at the door?
Marcus Burnett: It's Reggie!
Mike Lowery: Who the fock is Reggie?
Marcus Burnett: Came to take Megan out.
Mike Lowery: [to Reggie] What you want, nigger?
Reggie: I'm here... to take his daughter out.
Mike Lowery: Whats your name?
Reggie: Reggie.
Mike Lowery: Motherfocker, I heard the motherfocker say your name Reggie? You wanna be takin' Megan out?
Reggie: Yes, sir?
Mike Lowery: How old is you?
Reggie: Fifteen.
Mike Lowery: Shit, nigger. You at least thirty.
Marcus Burnett:This is Mike...
Mike:Hey you fight?
Reggie:Yeah.
Mike:You can fight?.. Mmmhm motherfocker you cant fight look at ya.
Marcus Burnett: Mike..Mike..Cut it out
Mike:No i want to know if the nigga can fight..when somebody gonna take my niece out, i want to know if the nigga can fight.Somebody might come say something, the nigga cant fight, she cant go.
Marcus Burnett:This is Megans Godfather,okay?
He just got out the joint, okay?
Mike: Why you puttin all my buisness in the street?
Marcus Burnett: They call him ---
Mike: I just got out of jail and i aint goin back! I aint goin back!
Whats wrong with you? You actin all scared, nigga. You aint never seen a gun before?
Marcus Burnett:Mike, stop pointin the gun at the boy, man.
Mike: Nigga, look, dont you disrespect me infront of company.
Marcus Burnett:Alright let the gun go off.
Mike: Nigga, you a big old tall, ludacris-looking motherfocker, aint you?... You Rap?
Reggie: No
Mike:Move nigga, get out the way, If i see you on the highway get the fock out of my way.
Marcus Burnett: Hey mike.... Now, listen. Have my daughter home at 10:01. If she aint home at 10:01, Im in the car, okay? Lock, Loaded and hunting your motherfocking a$$ down. Do you hear me? Speak the fock up.
Mike: And im going with him.... if im there, know what its gonna be? Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Nigga... Thats what itll be.

Marcus's wife: Marcus!... Oh Reggie, baby, i am so sorry. Please forgive Megans dad and his silly friend.
Marcus Burnett: You a virgin?
Reggie: Yes.
Marcus Burnett: Good. Keep it that way. Ain't gonna be no focking tonight.
Marcus's wife: Baby, the red shirts nice. I like that. You guys have a good time.
Mike Lowery: You ever made love to a man?
Reggie: No.
Mike Lowery: You want to?
Reggie: No,sir.


[staring into the captain's fishbowl after ingesting X]
Marcus Burnett: This is a nice fish. Big fockin' eyes, but a nice fockin' fish.

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