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Bear Removal Service

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by JST1946, Oct 14, 2012.

  1. JST1946

    JST1946 Regular member

    Jul 15, 2011
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    Bear Removal Service

    A man in Idaho 's upper panhandle woke up one morning to find a bear
    on his roof.

    So he looked in the Yellow Pages, and sure enough, there was an ad for
    "Up North Bear Removers." He called the number listed, and the bear
    remover said he'd be over in a few minutes.

    The bear remover arrived, and got out of his van. He had a ladder, a
    baseball bat, a 12 gauge shotgun, and a mean looking, heavily scarred
    old pit bull.

    "What are you going to do?" the homeowner asked.

    "I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to
    go up there, and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
    When the bear falls off the roof,

    the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles, and not let go. The
    bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the
    back of the van."

    He then handed the shotgun to the homeowner.

    "What's the shotgun for?" the homeowner asked.

    "If the bear knocks me off the roof, you shoot the dog."
  2. Ofnir1

    Ofnir1 Regular member

    Jan 25, 2005
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    Aaaaaahhh LMAO!

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