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Blockbuster trace chip

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by keep4u, Feb 13, 2005.

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  1. scott2453

    scott2453 Guest

    LMAO deadcat how are those lead room sales going? I still think thats the best way
     
  2. ShitBreak

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    Always fall back on the saying "A little common sense goes a long way."

    Another good one "Man who goes to bed with itchy butt wakes up with stinky finger."
     
  3. ScubaBud

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    [bold]flip218[/bold]

    Ok, I know it sounds far fetched but think about this. You can see a Starbucks on just about every corner. Why do they need so many? I bet it's because of the chip. Every time you drive by it signals them. Don't you feel sometimes like it's calling you to come in or drive thru and pay $3-$4 just for a cup of coffee? Of course you do. It's the chip. I think it sets off something inside you like a pleasure hormone. Besides, take a look at the decorations they use in their stores. Those lamps at the receiving side look like pods from an alien movie. It's all fun and games until they take over!
     
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    This thread is becoming hilarious!


    Note: My brother's, friend's uncle who works at Blockbuster has some inside security information that may be of some use to those who frequent this forum.

    Here it goes - Blockbuster has installed a new ESP/Mind Reading system that scans every individual when they enter the store. If the scan detects any mind activity like: "Hope I replaced the original DVD in the case as opposed to the Verbatim 4x R+ that I just burned" or "That new release would look good in my collection" the system activates.... Alarms begin sounding and you are pistol-whipped by the head Blockbuster guy (or gal)! After, you are promptly arrested, tried for capital crimes and imprisoned for 20 years - with only the burned Catwoman movie that you created.

    Justice has been served ---


     
  5. billwebso

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    knock knock. uh oh Agent Smith is at my door.
     
  6. ScubaBud

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    GenPatton

    There you go again. People like me could easily by pass it so I'm not gonna worry bout that one!
     
  7. CKY_2084

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    Hey scubabud how do you QUOTE people like that? Thanks
     
  8. ScubaBud

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    [quote*]copy and paste here[/quote*]

    Just remove the *'s

    Final note here:

    I am sure everyone knew I was kidding about what I said in my posts. Just wanted to play along with the others like we did in the thread a while back.

    [bold]But I do believe that Starbucks is really an alien filling station... <G>[/bold]
     
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    I think the zig zags that cky__2084 must not be chipped cause look at all the pot he smokes and he hasn't been busted, oh shit who's at the door!! (zenarrow sprays air freshenir and drop's viseen in his eye's)
     
  10. CKY_2084

    CKY_2084 Guest

    So What are you trying to sat ZENARROW?
     
  11. ashroy01

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    now are you guys talking about the beta version or the new ones because I heard in those an FBI agent jumps out of the actual disc and cuffs you on the spot.

    save it for April 1st!
     
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    zenarrrow, remember the key to not getting caught is the foil on your head. This will scramble just about any signal including alien mind control.
     
  13. zenarrrow

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    WORD Maybe I should not stay awake for three days straight wired on meth, I wonder if that might curb my paranoia.
     
  14. deadcat

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    your only paranoid if its not true. I like to call it 'being prepared'.
    I still cant believe Hollywood ever allowed a movie like Conspiracy Theory to be released to teh public. For those that dont know, it chronicles many of the supposedly "myths" and PROVES without a shodow of doubt that they are true. I bet that They are pissed off that their secrets are out.
    Mind you, it came out a few years ago, so doesnt mention the chips in rollie papers/toilet paper/coffee/dvd's but those should be covered in Conspiracy Theory 2
     
  15. ScubaBud

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    I'm sorry but I could not let this one slip away!!!

    [bold]deadcat[/bold]

    Chip's in toilet paper... Hummmmm

    That's why they say I always have something up my butt! It's a CHIP! They are very clever.
     
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    I don't take any chances, I stopped wiping two weeks ago.
     
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    OK i said this before but I will offer my services again. You need to go threw BroBear first as he is my broker :) Basically I can wipe any tracer or tracker off of your system for free, and If I can't I will properly dispose of the equipment so no one will ever trace it back to you. The following is a list of components that are effected by this trace so if you have copied a BB or Netflix movie I suggest you get a hold of BroBear right away so he can give you proper guidance.
    1. DVD Writers (ALL)
    2. CPU (mostly 3GHz or higher)
    3. Hard drives (only 120GB or higher)
    4. Video cards (128MB or higher anything else is safe)
    5. Memory (mainly DDR)
    6. Flat screen monitors (only flat screens can be infected)
    7. Some DVD ROM's (Get with BroBear he can tell you the make and model)
    8. ASUS & Gigabyte mother boards..

    Also if you will be needing a new system I will be offering some in a few weeks for under 300$ capable backing up DVD's without being able to be traced!! You can add a flat panel monitor for $150. I will try to sell you system as close to identical as the one you turn in for disposal/repair...

    So contact BroBear ASAP!!
     
  18. hursty

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    phucking blockbuster..........
    ass-holes havent got a leg to stand on

    they just sent me a pirate copy of friends series 10 (for the missus)

    serious.no joke

    and i'm not phucking around either....has anyone else recieved any pirate material from them???

    jack ass who borrowed it before has obvioulsy tried to pull a fast one.....he didnt even use a decent disc!!!
    prodisc id

     
  19. larrylje

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    All this talking about chips has got me hungry *grabs a bag of lays* just cant copy I mean eat just 1.
     
  20. ddp

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    SUCKERSSSSS!!!!!!!
     
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