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Blonde jokes

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Wolf36, Aug 10, 2005.

  1. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    thats a low one alien13, i quite liked air supply when i was growing up.They were talented artists imagine comparing them to a blonde
     
  2. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    Sorry andmerr, but dont blame me blame the internet site i got it from :)

    I edited it for ya :)
     
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  3. DMW

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    Here's one of my faves, old but still makes me laugh :)

    A ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he's doing a show in a small club in a small town.

    With his dummy on his knee, he's going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and starts shouting:
    "I've heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person, because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against, not only blondes, but women in general...and all in the name of humor!"

    The ventriloquist is embarrassed and begins to apologize, when the blonde yells, "You stay out of this, mister! I'm talking to that little idiot on your knee!"

    My contribution :-D
     
  4. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    i'll forgive you this time alien13 dont let it happen again.
     
  5. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    Okay i wont, thanks :)

    Also how many were in the group?

    Is this the one?
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  6. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    hey why 'd you change your sig.Man your awesome , you know i have one of there albums some where
     
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  7. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    No prbs :) Who me?? If so what sig are you thinking of me changing from?
     
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  8. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    its a white cover would have to dig it out to tell you the title but it has air supply on the front, also have sherbert
     
  9. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    Well i have search aroud a bit and i cant find any sherbert pics, unless you want the food :) Sorry :(
     
  10. Alien13

    Alien13 Guest

    Heres a couple more :)

    Q: Why did the blonde nurse bring a red marker to work?
    A: In case she had to draw blood!

    There were three women, a Brunette, a Red Head, and a Blonde. They all worked together at an office.
    Every day they noticed that their boss left work a little early. So one day they met together and decided that today when the boss left, they would all leave early too.
    The boss left and so did they. The Brunette went home and straight to bed so could get an early start the next morning. The Red Head went home to get in a quick work out before her dinner date. The Blonde went home and walked into the bedroom. She opens the door slowly and saw her husband in bed with her boss, so she shut the door and left.
    The next day, the Brunette and the Red Head are talking about going home early again. They ask the Blonde if she wants to leave early again.
    "No," she says, "yesterday I nearly got caught!"

    Andmerr where you talking to me about me chaning my sig??
     

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