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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by droogie01, Feb 8, 2006.

  1. JMG

    JMG Member

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    ummm here's a thought....1st you will need some tools of the trade..a turbo blade razor[no nics and cuts please]or if its captain caveman down there use a flowbee[if u can find one]

    now drop them draws and shave that bat wing until there is a nice shine on that beanbag..

    ok now you go to her house and tell her you have bad news...tell her you caught a case of the king crabs and lil doogie seems to always have a bad cold..watery eye and a slow drip.

    she should be so turned off by the thought of lil doogie that she will recall her offer of make up intercourse!!!


    btw...in my case i got the claps for real:[


     
  2. droogie01

    droogie01 Member

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    first of JMG way to much info lol and gerry1 i cant believe that youd do such a thing...truley a good friend hahaha
    ne ways after a 2 nights of "thrusting" things out(and in) i think that ill "let it slide" for now and just c where that takes me...thanks for the advice though
    lmao u guys are great:'(
     
  3. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    just send her to my house, she'll forget all about you by morning. by then the chloroform should also be wearing off so unless you want her back i'll need you to go ahead and kick in a couple bucks for another dose. "hey tell me what this napkin smells like"
     
  4. droogie01

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    lmfao
    so darth how many restraint orders we up to now?
     
  5. andmerr

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    are you a man or a mouse, let me rephrase that your just puppy whipped
     
  6. droogie01

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    actualy if youve read some of ym other threads im half mongloian wench, quarter frog, and quarter potato
    lol
     

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