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Chat Thread (Keeping Pointless Pap out of Legitimate Threads!!)

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Evastar, Aug 15, 2008.

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  1. anto1969

    anto1969 Regular member

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    LOL and so true never lie to your mammy, I always tell my kids that and also that i know everything its my job, don't know whether they beleive me tho ;-(
     
  2. Evastar

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    I should have asked st anthony or somebody to help the soccer team out before the match! LOL!
     
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    It hasnt been the same since St Jack Charlton left us!!!
     
  4. Evastar

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    Nope, Italia 90 - the glory days!

    Plus i had no kids then either so i could go out to the pub for all the matches! LOL! ;)
     
  5. anto1969

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    Ditto! Eva I was in the pub back in those good oul days then also, I think we need more than a prayer these days tho;-) maybe a miracle. LOL
     
  6. iluvendo

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    Hot dog !!!

    Mines' gonna be a hot knock out bombshell !!!


    I did as you asked, and I felt a very gentle caress and warmth, kinda like in a nice warm bed on a cold winter's nite.
     
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    I tried that Eva and all I felt was someone poking me with a pitchfork!!
     
  8. Evastar

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    @iluvendo - that's nice, try asking your angel for their help and protection every day. :)

    @rtm - maybe you shouldn't watch so many horror movies! LOL! ;)
     
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    Actually, that was 7th playing a horrible joke...for which i have repented. *hangs head* *stifles giggle*
     
  10. Evastar

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    Yeah, but did you find your boots yet singer? :)
     
  11. Icanbe

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    His guardian angel hid them as punishment for snickering LOL!!!!
    J/K 7th :)
     
  12. 7thsinger

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    I didn't, and neither did my cigar smoking angel, but my wife did. :D
     
  13. Icanbe

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    LOL!!!!

    well at least they we're found.
     
  14. garmoon

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    @Icanbe

    we are attached at the brain- I was just going to say his guardian angel hid them also! LMAO She's probably wearing them-they aren't dumb!

    Edit: What are male guardian angels called- angels or angles?
     
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  15. varnull

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    What a quality load of old crap that was... guardian angels eh?..

    Well.. here's a thought.. what about angels? do they have guardian angels too?... layer upon layer of angels all looking out for those below them in the pecking order, or is it more like a rota system where they clock on and off, each taking turns to ge guardian and subject? :)

    Now then.. apparently angels have the ability to travel from point A to point B in the wink of an eye. Say the angel was to pass through point C on the way and decide to stop off... would the time spent at point C count in the overall travel time, or can an angel be in two places at once?

    Thinking further.. So an angel can travel from point A to point B "in a wink of an eye".. in old money that is instantaneous.. therefore suggesting faster than light propulsion abilities... As something approaches the speed of light any mass which it has also gets closer and closer to infinity. This means that an angel must have zero mass. So what size is an angel? zero mass implies a subatomic particle or wave of some kind.. How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Why would they dance?.. to what music?
     
  16. onya

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    You've been reading your Sir Harry Ricardo books again haven't you? roflmfao.
     
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  17. varnull

    varnull Guest

    No.. that's all my own crap.. That's just how my brain works.
     
  18. garmoon

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    @varnull

    You need a rather large brain fart! Eat a big slice of Apple Pie with big dollop of Vanilla Ice Cream- q4-6h prn pain! LOL
     
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    Edited.
     
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  20. Evastar

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    Angels aren't fourth dimensional beings like humans are, so they aren't bound by time like us. They also do not have physical bodies so the question of size is irrelevant.

    @rtm - just because you don't believe in something is no reason to mock it. Millions and millions, if not billions, of people all over the world believe in angels, and millions of those have had personal experience of angels helping them. :)

    There is an unfortunate tendency for people to disbelieve things just because they cannot see them. The human eye is not developed enough to see everything, just like the human ear cannot hear certain ranges of sound. I think that is where the word 'faith' comes into it.
     
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