Anything that's cheap, and something to mix it with. The joys of being 16 and irresponsible. To be fair, Morrison's own Vodka - lovingly named "Morinov" - could be classed as poison in it's own right.
You should try poteen: http://www.mandy.com/1/film3.cfm?id=4656 That stuff does kill people. Or turn them blind!
For beer id say Black butte porter, Alaskan smoked porter, Sam Adams or anything from the Rogue brewery. For the hard stuff I like Jameson, Patrón, or Jägermeister.
Ever watched that brit comedy "guest house paradiso"? There's a scene early on where eddy (adrian edmonson) offers the guests the wine list for breakfast..then I thought he said "porchine?". I didn't have a clue what it was...and now the penny has dropped, it's even funnier. So poteen will send you blind if not dead eh? Might pass on that one. Cheers.
So talking about Baileys, has anyone tried the mint chocolate flavour? And if you have is it nice? I love Baileys with ice and butterscotch schnapps!