[bold]I would like to take this opportunity to wish all my AD "Family" a very "Boozy" Christmas and a "Drunken" New Year[/bold] BTW, I believe we celebrate Christmas first here in Oz...I'll let you know how it turns out!!
My family doesn't buy presents ... an arrangement made years before I was born. We get together for a really neat family dinner but we don't do presents. Parents will buy them for their kiddies and it stops there. But I belong to this "christmas club" at work which gives me the funds to buy MYSELF all these neat Christmas presents. I've got a new digital camera and a whole new 7.1 arrangement of Mirage speakers for my home theater and I'm going to get a new recliner to watch movies and listen to music. I've got three different work related christmas parties to go to though; that is going to seriously bite the big one.
the little irish guy is here and that means no christmas and no presents and ipoods and no christmas booze
I found out a couple of months ago that I'm diabetic (borderline). My boss knows this and just gave me this five pound box of chocolates. Hmmmm...
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Thanks so much Ireland! A NEW VIRGIN BIRTH IN LIVERPOOL ENGLAND: http://www.cnn.com/2006/WORLD/europe/12/20/uk.komodo.reut/index.html
let me join it! i just got an e-mail from lynx (axe to all you americans... and maybe the rest of europe) -- did you know that the fragrences "click" in the UK, and "clix" in the US are the same? anyways, heres a pic they sent: if you're a guy, click this. if you're a lady and you click this and like what you see, then your my new best friend the e-mail's subject was "100% off women's clothing"
LETTERS TO SANTA Dear Santa, I wud like a kool toy space ranjur for Xmas. Iv ben a good boy all yeer. YeR FReND, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to being a career lawncare specialist. How 'bout I send you a fusking book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the space ranger, at least HE can spell! Santa Dear Santa, I have been a good girl all year, and the only thing I ask for is peace and joy in the world for everybody! Love, Sarah Dear Sarah, Your parents smoked pot when they had you, didn't they? Santa Dear Santa, I've written you for three years now asking for a fire truck. Please, I really really want a fire truck this year! Love, Joey Dear Joey, Let me make it up to you. While you sleep, I'm gonna torch your house. You'll have more fire trucks than you'll know what to do with. Santa Dear Santa, I don't know if you can do this, but for Christmas, I'd like for my mommy and daddy to get back together. Please see what you can do. Love, Teddy Dear Teddy, What, and ruin that hot affair your dad's still having with the babysitter? He's banging her like a screen door in a hurricane, son! Let me get you some nice Legos instead. Santa Dear Santa, I need more Pokemon cards please! All my friends have more Pokemon cards than me. Please see what you can do. Love, Michelle Dear Michelle, It blows my f---ing mind. Kids are forcing their parents to buy hundreds of dollars worth of these stupid cards, and none of you snot-nosed brats are even learning to play the game. Let me get you something more your speed, like "Chutes and Ladders." Santa Dear Santa, I want a new bike, playstation, a train, some G.I. Joes, a dog, a drum kit, a pony and a tuba. Love, Francis Dear Francis, Who names their kid "Francis" nowadays? Santa Dear Santa, I left milk and cookies for you under the tree, and I left carrots for your reindeer outside the backdoor. Love, Susan Dear Susan, Milk gives me the shits and carrots make the deer fart in my face. You want to be a kiss-ass? Leave me a glass of Chivas Regal and some Toblerone. Santa Dear Santa, What do you do the other 364 days of the year? Are you making toys? Your friend, Thomas Dear Thomas, All toys get made in China. I have a condo in Vegas, where I spend most my time squeezing cocktail waitresses asses, and losing all my cash at the craps table. Hey, YOU wanted to know! Santa Dear Santa, Do you see us when we're sleeping, do you really know when we're awake, like in the song? Love, Jessica Dear Jessica, You are that gullible? Good luck in whatever you do, I'm skipping your house... Santa Dear Santa, I really really want a puppy this year. Please please please PLEASE PLEASE could I have one? Timmy Timmy, That whiny begging shit may work with your folks, but that crap don't work up here. You're getting a sweater again. Santa Dearest Santa, We don't have a chimney in our house, how do you get into our home? Love, Marky Mark, Firstly, stop calling yourself "Marky," that's why you're getting your ass whipped at school. Secondly, you don't live in a house, that's a low-rent apartment complex you're living in. Thirdly, I get inside your pad just like all the burglars do, through your bedroom window. Sweet Dreams! Santa
'TWAS THE MONTH AFTER CHRISTMAS Twas the month after Christmas, and all through the house Nothing would fit me, not even a blouse. The cookies I'd nibbled, the eggnog I'd taste At the holiday parties had gone to my waist. When I got on the scales there arose such a number! When I walked to the store (less a walk than a lumber). I'd remember the marvelous meals I'd prepared; The gravies and sauces and beef nicely rared. The wine and the rum balls, the bread and the cheese And the way I'd never said, "No thank you, please." As I dressed myself in my husband's old shirt And prepared once again to do battle with dirt. I said to myself, as I only can "You can't spend a winter disguised as a man!" So... away with the last of the sour cream dip, Get rid of the fruit cake, every cracker and chip. Every last bit of food that I like must be banished 'Til all the additional ounces have vanished. I won't have a cookie, not even a lick. I'll want only to chew on a long celery stick. I won't have hot biscuits, or corn bread, or pie, I'll munch on a carrot and quietly cry. I'm hungry, I'm lonesome, and life is a bore. But isn't that what January is for? Unable to giggle, no longer a riot. Happy New Year to all and to all a good diet!
A CONVICT'S NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS 'Twas the night before Christmas And all through the cells, The convicts were locked up All madder than hell! Except for the lifers Kicked back in their bunks, Heads filled with visions Of fat little punks. When suddenly from the roof top There arose such a roar, That the bulls thought it was A riot for sure! The goon squad ran in And stood ready to hit. A big guard yelled out, "Who started this shit?" "It came from the roof top," Sniveled a snitch. "It must be a breakout. Oh, son of a bitch!" They climbed to the roof By way of the stairs, Found a fat little freak In red underwear. "No, No!" yelled the dude. "I bring you good cheer!" "Damn!" said the Captain. "We found us a queer." "Alright mother f---er, Get your hands on the wall!" They shook him down good, bumhole and all. They beat him and threw him Into the hole with a kick. Well so much for Christmas, They locked up St. Nick!
