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Do you believe in ghosts and poltergiest

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by bern2707, Mar 13, 2005.

  1. bern2707

    bern2707 Member

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    Im currently watching this tv program in the uk, Most haunted, I believe they have the same program in the us, In 2 years of watching ive never seen anything, But have heard strange footsteps ect, Is this all staged, Are we ever going to see a real life ghost filmed, Or is it a load of trollop, Or has anyone got any real proof of seeing something,

     
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    Can you maybe make a thread that has something to do with XBox???
     
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    Sorry dog bot i didnt know i needed your permission, Have you been promoted to moderator assistant, Or do you still feel sore over the last thread xbox games are violent, If the moderator sees this thread and feels it is good clean fun he may leave it, Its obviously his job and his right to do so, But please now stop pm ing me with your insults, And just go away, Thankyou
     
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    you should post this in the Safety valve forum.
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Teleported :)
     
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    baabaa Active member

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    I don't believe in any of them, however I do believe in skeletons on unicycles...........

    Yikes, there's one here......run for your lives.........
     
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    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    before it kicks your butt
     
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    My wollen furry butt if you don't mind.......LOL
     
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    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    not talking about your butt but their butts
     
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    my butt, their butt, what about your butt?
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    Butts? Who's butts? My butt? I got a reeeeeally furry butt! Sir Baabaa knows!
     
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    baabaa Active member

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    LMRFOA...........................

    Not unless you kept your appointment at the hairdressers..........
    Your secrets out now, oh no that means my secrets out aswell..............

    Nephilim had a furry butt
    And baabaa he did know
    Everywhere that Nephilim went
    His butt was sure to show

    The fur was white for all to see
    And spread across both cheeks
    And when he did his little dance
    He made you smile for weeks...........

     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    LMAO, another one to print out and hang on the wall :D
     
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    LOL, that one just appeared and had to be typed.........

     
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    i believe in ghosts...every night, a white sheep floats over my bed and curses me out for turning him into mutton and eating him. i laugh and throw my cat at him, then go to bed.
     
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    must be a big hungry mean alley cat than to take on sheep
     
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    Robosheep is not to be messed with, you have been warned on several occasions auslander, this time the mint sauce won't stop me................

    Your cat on the other hand does seem to have a really furry tongue.....................

    Take it easy.......LOL

    You guys rock............................
     
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    A professor at the University is giving a seminar on the supernatural.

    To get a feel for his audience, he asks them, "How many folk here believe in ghosts?"

    About 80 students raise their hands. "That's a good start," says the professor, "For those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you've ever seen a ghost?"

    About 40 students raise their hands.

    "That's really good," continues the professor, "I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"

    15 students raise their hands.

    "That's a great response," remarks the impressed professor, "has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"

    3 students raise their hands.

    "Brilliant. But let me ask you one question further...

    Have any of you ever been intimate with a ghost?"

    One of his students from a Redneck state raises his hand.

    The professor is astonished. He takes off glasses, takes a step back, and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed that.

    You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience." The redneck student replies with a nod and begins to make his way up to the podium. The professor asks, "Well, tell us what it's like to have made love to a ghost."

    The student replies, "Ghost?!? Dang it!... I thought you said 'goats.'
     
  19. pro`noob

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    i dont just believe in ghosts but i have seen one. i dont know any of you and have no reason to lie. if you dont believe in ghosts then you wont believe me but it dosent matter what you believe. im 100% sure ghosts exist and nothing is going to change my mind.
    whats more, they arent scary!
     
  20. Auslander

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    @ baabaa: has she tongued you, as well? :)

    @ xian: ah, i will laugh over that for a while.

    @pro 'noob: cool.
     

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