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Do you have a crush on another aD member?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by darthnip, Dec 12, 2005.

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  1. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    i like it too, but it's a tad dark phantom!!
    kinda hard to make out what it is..
    and now that creaky did not say anything bad about the skull middle finger gif, i am gonna jack it and use it....
     
  2. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    @gear79 - does that mean i can have your gif (minus the spanner) as the skull is absolutely awesome ?
     
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  3. gear79

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    @ creaky.....all depends now, with phantom having andmerr as manager and all, you may have to go through him first, pay the royalty, then pay me user fees, but i was planning to use both sigs..... hehe, i will sell you my bowing skeleton !
     
  4. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    lol, i'm just stumped for ideas. will have to ponder a bit longer (still no ideas yet OMG!)
     
  5. Phantom69

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    hey creaky, so as not to have coincidence i can make one sorta like gear79's for you, minus the spanner, different layout, different font, different one-liner and i will add another section to it for you (to replace the spanner)

    get back to me...
     
  6. creaky

    creaky Moderator Staff Member

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    @phantom69 - cool, have a go if you don't mind and let me know, cheers
     
  7. gear79

    gear79 Guest

    one word............ copyrightinfringements..
     
  8. andmerr

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    you really mean 4 words jumbled into one: a real mouth full.
     
  9. ireland

    ireland Active member

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    andmerr,heres the joke ye ask for..............

    if all ye guys are so smart,figure this out
    as i am not smart so its up to ye guys to come up with the answers,*(so their...


    REDNECK PROFESSIONAL ENGINEERING EXAM



    1. Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a 10 lb. possum.

    2. Which of the following cars will rust out the quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?

    A) 66 Ford Fairlane
    B) 69 Chevrolet Chevelle
    C) 64 Pontiac GTO.

    3. If your uncle builds a still that operates at a capacity of 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are necessary to condense the product?

    4. A pulpwood cutter has a chain saw that operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in a plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. How many Pabst Blue Ribbons will be consumed in cutting the trees?

    5. If every old refrigerator in the state vented its charge of R-12 simultaneously, what would be the decrease in the ozone layer?

    6. A front porch is constructed of 2x8 pine on 24 inch centers with a field rock foundation. The span is 8 feet and the porch length is 16 feet. The porch floor is 1 inch rough sawn pine. When the porch collapses, how many hound dogs will be killed?

    7. A man owns a house and 3.7 acres of land in a hollow with an average slope of 15%. The man has 5 children. Can each of the children place a mobile home on the man's land?

    8. A 2 ton pulpwood truck is overloaded and proceeding down a steep grade on a secondary road at 45 mph. The brakes fail. Given the average traffic loading of secondary roads, how many people will swerve to avoid the truck before it crashes at the bottom of the mountain? For extra credit, how many of the vehicles that swerved will have mufflers and uncracked windshields?

    9. A coal mine operates a NFPA Class 1, Division 2 Hazardous Area. The mine employs 120 miners per shift. A gas warning is issued at the beginning of the 3rd shift. How many cartons of unfiltered Camels will be smoked during the shift?

    10. How many generations will it take before cattle develop two legs shorter than the others because of grazing along a mountainside?
     
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  10. gear79

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    heck, i'll take the GOAT any day.......... (that's GTO for you mechanically inclined)
     
  11. Phantom69

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    uh hu we all know.... (i am sitting trying to think of a comeback <for what i don't know>)

    dont you worry i'll be back... :)
     
  12. kinza

    kinza Regular member

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    i have returned...it was a nice trip to NYC
     
  13. binkie7

    binkie7 Moderator Staff Member

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    Welcome back Kinza!

    Happy holidays!
     
  14. gear79

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    what did you buy me for christmas then kinza???
     
  15. kinza

    kinza Regular member

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    thanks binkie! was a nice vacation, i didn't buy that much, sorry gear...on another note, the subway strike did end and it was much more convenient to travel around the city. the highlight of the trip, we went to rockefeller center in manhattan, really famous place. the cutest thing happened, three guys proposed over a span of ten minutes. it was soo cute!! it was the real proposal, u know get down on ur knees, and there were about 5000 thousand people clapping for them. it was right at the center of the ice skating rink. it was...im speechless. oh well, hopefully they'll live together forever, all the girls said yes :p

    merry christmas, and happy holidays everyone!
     
  16. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    welcome back kinza, hope you are having a happy holiday
     
  17. Phantom69

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    hope you had fun with a capital F....
    nice to see you back :)
     
  18. andmerr

    andmerr Guest

    hey kinza if your giving out presents well a couple of grand wouldnt go a stray
     
  19. Lethal_B

    Lethal_B Moderator Staff Member

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    ^LOL^ SECOND THAT!! [​IMG]
     
  20. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    3rd that!!!
     
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