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ROFLMAO at your last jokes, Andmerr! My vote is to make this thread a sticky! I don't know how many times that I have come here for a smile, when my day hasn't gone so well. It has never failed to put me in a better mood.
you know guys its getting to the stage where i forget what i've actually posted and still even harder to remain funny. if i err or repeat please let me know!!!!!! andmerr
A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. What type of bra?" asked the clerk. Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? Look around," said the saleslady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, color and material imaginable. Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose from. Relieved, the man asked about the types. The saleslady replied: There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer? Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the differences between them. The Saleslady responded, "It is all really quite simple... The Catholic type supports the masses. The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen, The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright, and The Baptist makes mountains out of mole hills. Have you ever wondered why A, B, C, D, DD, E, F, G, and H are the letters used to define bra sizes? If you have wondered why, but couldn't figure out what the letters stood for, it is about time you became informed! (A} Almost Boobs... {B} Barely there. {C} Can't Complain! {D} Dang! {DD} Double dang! {E} Enormous! {F} Fake. {G} Get a Reduction. {H} Help me, I've fallen and I can't get up ! [bold]Is this true ladies, and if so are you bold enough to share your size on Afterdawn?[/bold] I maybe sailing close to the wind there, but hell it's the weekend.............
so who's going to get auslander to ask lola????? or better yet baabaa you could always ask binkie7 for her opinion!!!! 'ope your little legs wont fail you when they come gunning for ya
LOL, ya never know............. It's here for them to stumble across, I don't like asking the ladies those sorts of questions really................. Although, I have found it useful in the past..............LOL
I love my 36C beauties. I am jealous of Nephs' though. His are far more perky & pert! LMAO (Risking been banned here!) I wouldn't mind waking up to those bad boys every morning! An aroused Pulsar
