yupp, i'm getting up there in age...a few weeks, and i'll be 18...arg, i'm getting aches and pains already. lola's doin' great. she's as amazing as ever, if not more so.
Senelity is a gift, Auslander. I forget about the vast age difference of people in here, or I would not have posted the last joke. This a little less off color: A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you." The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?" The boy takes the quarters and leaves. "What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!" Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. "Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?" The boy licked his cone and replied, "Because the day I take the dollar, the game's over!"
thats good auslander, have you ever considered changing your career and being a poet.Swooning your lady love etc etc etc.
full time job that it is, it doesn't really pay cash money, lol. so, i figure steal cars for maybe an hour a day, and spend the rest of my time proclaiming my love, eh? lol.
An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to spade his potato garden, but it was very hard work. His only son, who would have helped him, was in Long Kesh Prison. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament. Shortly, he received this reply, "For HEAVEN'S SAKE Dad, don't dig up that garden, that's where I buried the GUNS!" At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen British soldiers showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any guns. Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next. His son's reply was: "Now plant your potatoes, Dad; It's the best I could do from here."
A Doctor and his wife were having a heated argument at breakfast. The Doctor, clearly miffed, blurts to his wife, "You aren't so good in bed either!" and stormed off to work. By midmorning, he decided he'd better make amends and phoned home. After many rings, his wife, clearly out of breath, answers the phone. "What took you so long to answer and why are you panting?" "I was in bed." "What in the world are you doing in bed at this hour?" "I was getting a second opinion."
A man & wife entered a dentist's office. The Wife said, "I want a tooth pulled. I don't want gas or Novocain because I'm in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible." You're a brave woman said the dentist. Now, Show me which tooth it is. The wife turns to her husband and says "Open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is, dear."
the first one was sweet. the second one filled me with fears. the third one is marriage in a nutshell good to see ya, regor.
our parents don't let either of us out of the house that late ;-P but the lola is always on my mind...
isnt it nice to have such old fashion parents with beliefs that they are trying to install in there children. Good on them i say.
liberal i may be, i'm still a relatively traditional person and i do my best to see to my parents commands...with a typical response of, "yes, warden...i'll get right on that."
A skeleton walks into bar, and asks for a beer and a mop... *i know, old and corny, but still the most blatantly simple joke of all times*
That is wonderful, if any want my opinion. Auslander and Lola you both get my vote of praise. I am thrilled that you respect your parents wishes, and I know they are proud of you, as your AD folken (the oldsters, anyway) are!
as we are proud of you! folks of such...fine vintage (used that twice today) doing every techie that many people [bold]my age[/bold] have nothing near interest in. regor, you are one hell of a guy
