1. dentist 2. ring 3. peanut butter/peanuts 4. bubble gum? 5. a mine 6. nose 7. newspaper delivery boy 8. gloves? 9. crane/wrecking ball 10. a snail?
I tried plenty hard, Auslander, Are you sure 10 isn't a booger? If not, it should be I GOT THE KEWPIE! HAHAHAHA
auslander i know a good optomotrist.How is a snail 6 inches long. the answers are: Answers: 1. a dentist 2. a wedding ring 3. peanut butter 4.chewing gum 5. an elevator 6. a nose 7. a newspaper boy 8. a glove 9. a crane 10. a toothbrush, of course!
lol, so i missed two! someone said "elevator" earlier, and when you listed the ones that were correct, you didn't list it. a mine works, anyway, lol.
@ Spidervi: what the hell does your link have to do with friday funnies.Stop posting this crap in one of my threads.Its off topic and is really in bad form old boy.I guess this is the only way for you to get your post count up and stop multi posting it.
Aw shucks. He's gone. Looks like the mods did their own realtime rendition of the song "Drop Kick Me Jesus Through The Goal Posts of Life".
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl: "Will you marry me?" The girl said, "NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing, hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and farted whenever he wanted
I made it , its still friday.Heres a little one for all you parents with inquisitive children!!!!!! Daughters are curious~~~ A little girl walks into her parents' bathroom and notices for the First time, her father's nakedness. Immediately, she is curious: he has equipment that she doesn't have. She asks, "What are those round things hanging there, daddy?" Proudly, he replies, "Those, sweetheart, are God's Apples of Life. Without them we wouldn't be here." Puzzled, she seeks her mommy out and tells her what daddy has said. To which mommy asks, "Did he say anything about the dead branch they're hanging from?"
How Smart Is Your Right Foot? This is so funny that it will boggle your mind. And you will keep trying it at least 50 more times to see if you can outsmart your foot. But you can't!!! 1. While sitting at your desk, lift your right foot off the floor and make clockwise circles with it. 2. Now, while doing this, draw the number "6" in the air with your right hand. Your foot will change direction!!! I told you so... And there is nothing you can do about it. Make sure you pass this on to your friends! They won't be able to believe it either!!!
oh, uh huh, sure... it doesn't happen when I do it... get real liars! it does happen when you do it! YOU ARE IN DENIAL!
A MUST TRY RECIPE Quick and easy and so delicious. Here is a chicken recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing - imagine that. When I found this recipe, I thought it was perfect for people like me, who just are not sure how to tell when poultry is thoroughly cooked, but not dried out. Give this a try. BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN 6-7 lb. Chicken 1 cup melted butter 1 cup stuffing (Pepperidge Farm is good.) 1 cup uncooked popcorn (ORVILLE REDENBACHER'S LOW FAT) Salt/pepper to taste ______________________________ Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter, salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows the oven door open and the chicken flies across the room, it's done. And, you thought I couldn't cook...
