Two women friends had gone for a girl's night out. Both were very faithful and loving wives, however, they had gotten over-enthusiastic on the Bacardi Breezers Incredibly drunk & walking home, they needed to pee, so they stopped in a nearby cemetery. One of them had nothing to wipe with so she thought she would take off her panties and used them. Her friend however was wearing a rather expensive pair of panties and did not want to ruin them, but was lucky enough to squat down next to a grave that had a wreath with a big wide ribbon on it, so she proceeded to use that. After the girls finished their business they proceeded to go home. The next day one of the women's husbands was concerned that his normally sweet and innocent wife was still in bed hung over, so he phoned the other husband and said, 'These darn girls' nights have got to stop. I'm starting to suspect the worst . My wife came home with no panties!' 'That's nothing' said the other husband. 'Mine came back with a card stuck in the crack of her butt that said, 'From all of us at the Fire Station. We'll never forget you.'