Help! My life sucks!

When I was 27 mother sent me to a college out of state but I was unable to get myself any food or wash clothes or get to my classes so I just sat around in my dorm all day eating snacks from vending machines. Therefore after 2 weeks she had to come and get me and take me home. So I have no college degree. Also, I have never set foot behind a steering wheel(mom never let me). SHIT! I dread getting a job so much, I don't want to be interviewed or fill out some long ass application! I THINK I AM GOING TO CRAZY HAVE TO DEAL WITH ALL THIS CRAP!!!!!!
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I don't see the humor in this. You know mother can't make a time machine and I deserve to live! You are making fun of a situation that is DEAD serious!

 

you're not gonna get much of a job. period. so take what you can get. at this point in your life, odds are you'll shit your pants trying to go back to school, so the only thing i can suggest is trying to apprentice at something that's relatively hands-on. and you're gonna have to stop taking your mother's orders. if she had done her job, you'd have never let yourself get to this point, so it's time to do what most people do in their teens: rebel against your parent.

 

my grandfather was 12 years old when he left home; he grew up quick. while those were different times, you'll have to do the same thing. like i said before, get some self-help books and, since you're online a lot, read some stuff. time to learn to write checks, pay bills, do your taxes, and all sorts of stuff. you have 20 years of learning to fill in very quickly.

 

well since you like to wack off maybe donate to your local sperm bank.forget that don't need anymore like you around .
SUCK IT UP. get a job ,move out AND APPRECIATE THE LIFE YOUR MOTHER GAVE YOU. now its time for you to take care of her!

 

oh no my mom is calling me its time to take my bath i hope she washes behind my ears for me .

 

didn't you think, "gee, something isn't right," when you turned 30, but couldn't drive or even do your own laundry, brightman? i can't understand how you could let this happen. both you and your mother have been extraordinarily irresponsible...it's time to be a man.

 

what the hell my mom wouldn't wash me or shave my palms now what should i do? how dare she after 38 yrs of living under her roof she wants me to do it myself. the gaul!!!!

 

she kinda reminds me of Carrie's mom in Stephen King's book/movie Carrie.

 

@ brightman

If you telling the truth which I doubt, you created this mess, not your mother, you act like you never had any choice in your life, we all have choices in life, I think you just saw a easy way out of making choices and these is how your life turned out, quit blaming everything on poor mom and change, if you say you dont know how to change guess what, I have two friends that will help you out, their names are Smith and Wesson, quite acting like a kid and complaing about it and do something about it, I have seen people alot more fucked up then this and they changed cause THEY WANTED TO CHANGE, and not sponge of mom

 

hell if he's serious he don't stand a chance out there

 

GODDAMIT You all are putting all the blame on me. THAT'S NOT fusking FAIR. I can't help the way I am. It appears that I have no choice but to give up runescape and masturbation which are the only things that bring me happiness and get a freaking job. Hopefully I can be a sperm donor while I am still able to get it up. Too bad I was never able to use it on a puppy... I can't beleive this crap is happening to me! You all act like I have complete control over the situation. Damn I am all worked up now and I have to go to bed.[bold]THIS BLOWS!!![/bold]

 

Personally. I think this guy is actually about 12 or 13yrs old. And If he is 38 then he really should do us all a favour and buy a gun, load it, stick it in his mouth & Blow his Fricken head off.

 

make sure to use hollow-points.

 

go play with yourself then go to bed things will be better tomorrow.
well at least thats my plan

good night to all

 

there's no hope , lead poisoning of the brain seems like the option for someone that isnt even willing to help his self . now does he know how to operate a smith and wesson ? crash course , put a few rounds in , pull the hammer back , insert in mouth , pull trigger .