High School Research Paper!

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  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    well, thank you, regor. never heard that dahmer joke before, but it has found it's way into my mental archives ;)
     
  2. regor

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    if only jeffery dahmer was half wolf!

    now that's something to think about!

    <grin>
     
  3. Auslander

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    hmm...he'd probably challenge my authority, in which case i would have to kill him and piss on his corpse :)
     
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    i think he is dead so all you can do do if find it is piss on his grave
     
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    He's definitely dead. He got beat into a puddle of goo in one of the restrooms in prison.
     
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    thought so
     
  7. regor

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    and they made dahmer nose pizza :)

    ok for you folks across the pond, there is a pizza fast food chain in the US called Dominos Pizza - get it, dahmer nose pizza, eh?
     
  8. Auslander

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    i'd like an Imo's canadian bacon with extra cheese right now...
     
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    remember, you can't eat our beef because of 1 single mad cow!!!!
     
  10. Auslander

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    well, how mad was he? ;-)
     
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    mad enough to ban our beef to states & i get the kewpie doll again
     
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  12. Auslander

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    ...fo' shizzle...
     
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    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    i laughed at your comment
     
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    Hey Auslander, that was a really good essay! Never thought that serial killers enjoy the "thrill" of killing.
     
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    thats why they are serial murders just like serial rapists & serial arsonist, just for the joy of it
     
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    I'm known as a cereal killer. Untold thousands of Captain Crunch boxes have fallen victim to my insatiable appetite for breakfast food destuction.

    Why am I a cereal killer? It's because of pOrn..........
     
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    i think you need to re-edit -Nephilim-

    Its cOrn pops not pOrn...you krayzee cerial killer you.
     
  19. Auslander

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    well, i think we're all a little bit of a cereal killer ;-) but i wonder if a future as a serial killer is for me...have to wait and see, i suppose. either that or a hitman :)
     
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    you could'uv done your paper on cOrn pops.

    The prospects of cOrn are boundless. It's almost scary. I even bet the mad cows were cOrn fed!

    [added commentary] geestar20 has a thing with apostrophies... I wonder if he wrote his paper on grammar... no not graham cracker's Nephilim, grammar! Jeez! Sentence structure is very important, however; use of proper grammar, spelling, and refrain from run-on sentences is paramount wrt (with regard to) acceptable writing style and technique - as you found in Auslander's paper. Very well written. In fact, it was written very well. Also, it is extremely important to avoid dangling participles.
     
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