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High School Research Paper!

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Auslander, Nov 3, 2004.

  1. Auslander

    Auslander Senior member

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    I'm here to tell you, in fact, the only reason I am here is to tell you that you should do your paper on 'corn'...

    What better subject than corn?

    Think about the possibilities... Corn has a long history. You could go back to early america; you could cover popcorn; corn-cob-pipes; sweet corn; white corn; yellow corn; corn husks; pig slop; creamed corn... you could even go into inefficiencies of the human digestive system and speak to poopie corn. You could talk to corn tortilla's and how they are made; the many uses of corn husks (tamale), or for that matter football (huskers) (university of Nebraska, you know?). Movies even (children of the corn). Music (KORN) - ok maybe not music.

    I'm saying the possibilities are near endless.

    Glad to have helped. Hope you get a decent grade.

    rdrr
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    You rock, regor :)
     
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    love that wolf hybrid, very cute... did nephilim actually say "baloney tits"? sad, man, just sad. You truly belong on this forum!
     
  5. Auslander

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    i feel cute! god...*looks at body*....i'm one fuzzy bastard. and Neph is the official Bishop of AD! or Cardinal...w/e :)
     
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    Hey Nephilim... thor999 hasn't met the twins? Man has he been missing out!
     
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    you better show them than!!!
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I believe it was you that christened them as Oscar and Mayer wasn't it regor?

    Do they need a shave and a coat of baby oil for Thor999?
     
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    I personally think thor999 would benefit most from seeing the twins, Oscar and Meyer, in their shameless albeit magnificient splendor, just plain nude!

    [added commentary] unless you wanted to pull back their hair in pig tails and tie them up with pretty little pink ribbons. :)
     
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    Nephilim Moderator Staff Member

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    I was leaning towards cornrows instead of pigtails. What do you think?
     
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    Pigtails,


    without a doubt.
     
  12. Auslander

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    well, i finished my rough draft. 12 pages, 3500 words. not too long, but longer than the 2500 word minimum. plus about 16% extra credit. not too shabby, eh?
     
  13. regor

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    I like that idea of cornrows, Nephilim. In fact, it suits the 'corn' theme splendidly. Splendidly indeedy. You are always thinking, Nephilim!

    as for you Auslander... see what'd i tell you? talk to corn and corn will be your friend. need 2500 words, get 1000 more plus 16% extra credit. It's all in the shucking and the jibing!

    My My My.... oh what a wonderful morning, oh what a wonderful day!
     
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    you were right! corn is a wonderful thing indeed! now it powers my car. :) no more paying $2.50 a gallon for *racial slurs* to sell me their crap-o-line. XD
     
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    I was just sitting here minding my own business when I happened on the fact that Auslander 'blinks' his eyes. Oh wow Auslander, I saw DEDBDI's blink.

    [added commentary] does anyone else CDEDBDI's blink?

    [added commentary 2] Ich bin ein EDBDI blinker ???

    [added commentary 3] does your 'corn' powered car have 4-wheel-drive?
     
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    anyone having problems with accessing animated images with Firefox? this is weird...first time i have been able to see my wolf wink.
     
  17. regor

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    excuse me... half wolf you mean?

    and you didn't answer my question...

    does your 'corn' powered car have 4-wheel-drive?

    I hate it when my questions don't get answered :)

    [added commentary} yea, I use Firefox and Auslander binkyblink like a good half-wolf/pup!
     
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    nope, just two wheels in the front get power...

    ...and speaking of my car, my tranny/clutch seems to be getting weak...time to employ double clutching and toe-and-heel techniques, i think...

    ...you think you only have to do this stuff in trucks and big vehicles...damn cheap-ass imports...oh well, it adds to the fun!
     
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    Auslander... I'm afraid to ask what your girlfriend thinks. You don't double-clutch and use toe-and-heel techniques with her in the car do you? <grin>

    psssssst... young kid probably don't have a clue, eh Nephilim, eh ddp?

    [added commentary] Nephilim, you wouldn't let the twins date anybody that double-clutched would you?
     
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    The twins are whores just their Daddy so they get to date whoever and whatever they want :D
     

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