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How old/young are you (to all)?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by chriso123, Sep 28, 2002.

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  1. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    top or bottom of the screen. we're on page 105 right now in this thread
     
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  2. sammorris

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    You know that's not what I mean ddp. Come on, what's with this?!
     
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  3. ireland

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    ddp said
    i've sure gotten old. I've had 2 By-pass surgeries. A hip replacement, new knees. Fought prostate cancer, and diabetes. I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation, hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 25 or 45. Have lost all my friends.

    But.....Thank God, I still have my driver's license!
     
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  4. sammorris

    sammorris Senior member

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    Holy crap. How much of that is true? Sounds terrible to say to some of it but "I've lost all my friends" - ALL of them?
    I'm very sorry to hear it if it's true. You're a brave soldier!
     
    sammorris, Jun 21, 2006
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  5. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    & it is all bs too ireland. just look at page 79 of this thread & you'll find the answer of your question. search!
     
    ddp, Jun 21, 2006
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  6. mudearies

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  7. ireland

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    ddp that was a joke like this one

    A 35 year old man goes into his doctor's office.

    "Doc, I want my sex drive lowered."

    "Sir", replied the doctor, "You're 35. Don't you think you're 'sex drive' is all in your head?"

    "You're damned right it is!" replied the old man. "That's why I want it lowered!"
     
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  8. theonejrs

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    DDP,
    How much of that is true I don't know, but it sounds like you are a mess DDP!!! As far as friends go, I still talk to my first girlfriend. We've been friends for 52 years come September! My Grandparents were still around to make it to the wedding in 88!

    Happy Computering,
    theonejrs
     
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  9. ireland

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    theonejrs

    none of its true it was a joke, to try to get ddp to post his age..
     
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  10. theonejrs

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    ireland,

    Old guy goes in to the Doctor and tells him he wants a prescription for a quarter of a Viagra.
    The Doc tells him, hey, a quarter of a Viagra won't get it up very much!
    The old guy says, No but it will keep me from peeing on my shoes!!!

    Happy Computering,
    theonejrs
     
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  11. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    i already posted on page 79
     
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    For those of you that can't be asked to scroll back, ddp is 46!
     
    Lethal_B, Jun 21, 2006
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  13. garmoon

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    The real question will he live to be 47 with that medical history! LOL
     
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  14. theonejrs

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    Lethal_B,
    Why scroll, just change the page number in the URL! Much faster that way!!!

    Happy Computering,
    theonejrs

     
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    theonejrs - that's what I did! wrong word!
    (well, it is two in the morning!)

    Night all.

    and garmoon - I'm sure he'll live long enough to keep deactivating accounts and scaring the spit out of those who break the rules!
     
    Lethal_B, Jun 21, 2006
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    garmoon, only the good die young & as i'm not good i'll live forever as can't go up or done as there would be a mutiny.
     
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    I'm afraid I qualify for Bad club as well, ddp. Long life for all. Heck I've already had a moderately long life, just proves my point.
     
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    I am 7 right now; will be 8 in September. Eight is a good number; my favorite, in fact.
     
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    21 but I feel like I'm 10 1/2...
     
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  20. regor

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    welcome to AD rcrockett!
     
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