How old/young are you (to all)?

ddp,

Here's a little something to put a smile on your face for your birthday! Nothing like a letter to Bill Gates to brighten up the day!


Dear Mr. Bill Gates,

This letter is from Banta Singh from Punjab . We have bought a computer for our home and we found problems, which I want to bring to your notice.

1. After connecting to internet we planned to open e-mail account and
whenever we fill the form in Hotmail in the password column, only ****** appears, but in the rest of the fields whatever we typed appears, but we face this problem only in password field. We checked with hardware vendor Santa Singh and he said that there is no problem in keyboard. Because of this we open the e-mail account with password *****. I request you to check this as we ourselves do not know what the password is.

2. We are unable to enter anything after we click the 'shut down ' button.

3. There is a button 'start' but there is no "stop" button. We request you to check this.

4. We find there is 'Run' in the menu. One of my friend clicked 'run ' has ran up to Amritsar ! So, we request you to change that to "sit", so that we can click that by sitting.

5. One doubt is that any 're-scooter' available in system? As I find only 're-cycle', but I own a scooter at my home.

6. There is 'Find' button but it is not working properly. My wife lost the door key and we tried a lot for tracing the key with this ' find', but unable to trace. Is it a bug??

7. Every night I am not sleeping as I have to protect my 'mouse' from CAT, So I suggest u to provide one DOG to kill that cat.

8. Please confirm when u are going to give me money for winning 'HEARTS' (playing cards in games) .

9. My child learnt 'Microsoft word' now he wants to learn 'Microsoft
sentence', so when u will provide that?

Best regards,

Banta Singh

Hope this makes you chuckle a bit, and Happy Birthday,
theone

 

I still say it's a great representation of the order of my mind!

 

There is no stop button, LOL love it!

 

HB ddp and many more

 

Yeah happy birthday for, well yesterday ddp!

 

TOP AMERICAN SECRET UNTIL TODAY !! ALL THESE FIREWORKS WERE ACTUALLY
DISPLAYED TO CELEBRATE 47th BIRTHDAY OF ddp ON THURSDAY OCT. 12, 2006
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MeFi3SDi_n8&NR
Duration: 7 min. 9 seconds ( loads instantly ).

Remember folks !! " ddp " became 47 years old TODAY__10/12/06.
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Signed: Robert Singletary__Thursday October 12, 2006__9:25 A.M.
(eastern standard time) USA

 

Hello DDP. Happy birthday. Welcome to 47. I have already been there. I am 49. 47 is pretty close to 49.

49 is AWESOME!

regor

 

@ddp

Just turn around and you'll be 74. I don't know what happened between 47 and 60. But got there somehow. LOL

 

DDP
Forget about the past, you can't change it.
Forget about the future, you can't predict it.
Forget about the present, I didn't get you one

Artificial intelligence is a wonderful thing.
DDP TOLD HIS computer that today is my birthday,
and it said I needed an upgrade.

 

LOL love it!

 

@ ddp...

I have a lot of friends many of which are already in their 50's, so on my 49th BD I was informed that they were rather tired of me still being in my 40's so I was given a 50th BD party and was told that I had to go through it twice!

Some friends, eh?

 

Blimey looking at these pages I am well damm ancient!! I cannot stand football/socccer either!

 

Lol that's always good to know! I'm another that can't stand Football(UK)/Soccer(US)...