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How old/young are you (to all)?

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by chriso123, Sep 28, 2002.

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  1. vans12

    vans12 Regular member

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    I am 13
     
    vans12, Apr 4, 2005
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  2. ddp

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    got to watch out for those silent & deadies farts as they're killer smells
     
    ddp, Apr 4, 2005
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    im 20 and counting....Your Personal Day of Death is...
    Thursday, April 18, 2058

    Seconds left to live...

    1,673,574,408

    deathclock.com
     
    munx, Apr 4, 2005
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  4. ddp

    ddp Moderator Staff Member

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    ok, thats different & how do you know april 18 2058. could be sooner or later!!!
     
    ddp, Apr 4, 2005
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  5. pulsar

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    Futurama can answer that one for you ddp. Nice post neph!! LOL
     
    pulsar, Apr 5, 2005
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  6. Mr_Taz_UK

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    Must be something in the water, I just farted too....

    .....wait a frikkin second.....

    [bold]Are farts supposed to be lumpy ?!?![/bold]

     
    Mr_Taz_UK, Apr 5, 2005
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  7. forkndave

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    Not really, although they can sometimes be liquid in nature.
     
    forkndave, Apr 5, 2005
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  8. me1

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    Quantum wormholes are thought to be much smaller than even protons and electrons, and until now no one has modelled what happens when something passes through one. So Sean Hayward at Ewha Womans University in Korea and Hisa-aki Shinkai at the Riken Institute of Physical and Chemical Research in Japan decided to do the sums.
    They have found that any matter travelling through adds positive energy to the wormhole. That unexpectedly collapses it into a black hole, a supermassive region with a gravitational pull so strong not even light can escape.But there's a way to stop any would-be traveller being crushed into oblivion. And it lies with a strange energy field nicknamed "ghost radiation". Predicted by quantum theory, ghost radiation is a negative energy field that dampens normal positive energy. Similar effects have been shown experimentally to exist.THAT REMINDS ME I HAVE CONSTIPATION GOT TO GET SOME PRUNS TO HELP.


    SAVE MONEY AND FART IN A MONEY BOX
     
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  9. pulsar

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    Thanks for that, very informative! Interestingly, rips in the space time continuum are not possible in the string theory. Hence wormholes are unable to form!
     
    pulsar, Apr 5, 2005
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  10. me1

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    MAN my head hurts
     
    me1, Apr 5, 2005
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  11. pulsar

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    Me too, what gets me, is that I did not look any of that up. I am officially a geek! Also Einstien had difficulty believing that the universe is expanding. He based his theory of relativity on a static universe. Until Edwin Hubble proved the contrary. Einstein was without doubt a genius, but he was rather stuck in his ways. People like Ed Witten now lead the way in string theory. I have extreme difficulty in grasping the 12 dimension bit. way over my head. The mathematics involved are phenomenal! I love his "M" theory. "Magical, mystery or matrix, depending on taste". He completely blows my mind.
     
    pulsar, Apr 5, 2005
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  12. regor

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    Nephilim... classless, I mean priceless :)
     
    regor, Apr 5, 2005
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    All this advanced (scientific?) discussion derived from a fart. Wonder if that's what "prodded" Einstein into action after a bowl of soup beans and cornbread?
     
    bigorange, Apr 5, 2005
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  14. ddp

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    only 1 man knows & he is dead. could clone from his brain & ask him!!
     
    ddp, Apr 5, 2005
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    Uh oh, here we go again, from quantum physics to genetics.
     
    bigorange, Apr 6, 2005
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    just ask Jesus how he did it :p
     
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  17. Mr_Taz_UK

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    Actually, you can't clone Einstein from his brain, because someone stole it!!!

    Einstein's brain was stolen from an autopsy room at Princeton Hospital by this ambitious young pathologist, and he took it away and would never give it back, on the principle that possession was nine-tenths of the law, and in fact it resides to this very day in a beer cooler, and various sections of the brain are removed from time to time and given to different crackpot scientists.

    Scientists examining Einstein's brain discovered a 15 percent abnormal growth in the temple area, the area associated with mathematical abstraction. And the connective tissue, which usually flaps over in most people, seems strangely loose, suggesting a free flow of neuron activity.

    .....oooops, farted again, damn you nephilim, what have you given me

    /me checks for lumps


     
    Mr_Taz_UK, Apr 6, 2005
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  18. ddp

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    got to watch for those lumpies & thongs as they don't mix
     
    ddp, Apr 6, 2005
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    hey, wait a minute... is that a quantum leap?
     
    regor, Apr 6, 2005
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    I have some abnormal growth (no Nephilim, nothing like the twins) around my temple area but I always thought it was hair. Go figure. I must me border-line genius!
     
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