i hope i can swear...

Sometimes it can help to act your age. But sometimes it's best to live by: Grow old, but never grow up.

I like how you say I (as in you) do everything on purpose, because then people won't know when your wrong, just being an idiot, or testing them. It's awesome, if your smart enough to pull it off, see people think I'm just being an idiot no matter if I'm wrong or I'm testing them.
But Aus, everyone trusts Aus, until he puts an Ice pick in the back of your head. Off topic, I had a bad pack of $2.88 Pall Mall's so I'm pretty pissed xD

 

Umm its just a psp...so what? people are dieing without food and water and the little things we take for granted and your worried about a psp? serouisly just wait the week or 2 i promise you you'll live without it..its just an electronic for entertainment..you'll be fine without it..

 

poor pieter, his sanity comes and goes.

thoatih, the truly sad part is that in this modern era, kids actually honestly believe they can't live without some of this stuff. look at events in the news: teens have actually killed for ipods and psps and so on and so on.

 

Yeah this is true..its very sad to see the majority of teens making this big of a deal over electronics..I own console and a psp and honestly if they were gone I would'nt freak out(only reason i've bought them is for after school or work I can sit down for an hour or two to relaxs instead of tv or computer and thats it)..im prolly considered a kid still being only 18 but even I relize its not something to kill over or make such a big deal about them...or go to a website to complain about it! (sorry for the insult had to throw this in there)i've blabled to much!!haha:0

 

they seem to work a lot for entertainment they don't really enjoy. :-(

*edit*
first you were 17, then 18. pick one!

 

lol im 18 i was just typing way to fast lol!

 

Sure it was a typo and not a quick birthday snuck in there while we weren't looking lol

And that's your prospects blown right there young man...

(not meant to sound like it does... think about it)

What happened to the moron who started this thread... well out of his depth, and quite possibly the last time he'll bother us with his sparkling genius.

 

lol...it's like an iguana's tail: it grows back! just give it time and it will be longer than it was before. ^.^

 

Ooo I can't wait.. but I suppose I'll have to..
Strange talent for a mammal.. are you sure there isn't just a bit of cluster lizard in ya?

** slaps self for thinking those kind of thoughts this late at night)

 

i'm more than human


sing it!

" Out of control of a history untold
It begins with the father of sin
I walk alone in the garden of stones
I turn into the monster within
Life is too long for me
Life is too wrong for me

Cause there's something that
I realize
That I miss being human
I realize
That I miss being human
Nothing Times

I lose control as the story unfolds
I have been like a knife to bare skin
I walk alone like a king with no throne
I burn up from the monster within
Life is too long for me
Life is too wrong for me

Cause there's something that
I realize
That I miss being human
I realize

That I miss being human
Nothing Times

I like hunting the pieces
I like hunting the pieces
I like hunting the pieces
Cause I have come to need this
I like hunting the pieces
I like hunting the pieces
Cause I have come to need this
Shell

Cause there's something that
I realize
That I miss being human
Cause there's something that
I realize
That I miss being human
I teach lies
That I miss being human
I teach lies
That I miss being human
I teach lies"

 

Well what can I say but....



ALI BABA'S CAMEL

You've heard of Ali Baba, forty thieves had he
Out for what we all want, lots of L.S.D.
He also had a camel, stole it from a zoo
How he loved the camel, and the camel loved him too
(Oh, how the how the camel loved Ali Bar Bar!)

Ali Baba's camel loved Ali Baba so
No matter where he went to, the camel had to go
Some say that he's in Heaven, but this I know is true
Wherever you think Ali has gone, his camel's gone there too

Crossing the Equator, oooo, how hot it was
Poor old Ali Baba cursed and swore, because
He was so very thirsty, and everybody knows
It's horrible to walk for miles with sand between your toes
(Oh, how the camel loved Ali Baba... brrrrr!)

Ali Baba's camel turned round and licked his hand
He said, "Oh, Ali Baba, I surely understand
We must find an oasis and get a drink somehow
But, hark! I hear the temple bells, they'll all be open now"
(Bleah bleah. Glorious beer, fills you right up with it... aaahh)

They entered for the races at the desert sports
There goes Ali's camel in his filthy cotton shorts
The starter cracked his pistol, off the camel's hared
Ali Baba's camel wins by half a camel's hair
(Hey Ali Baba! Hey Ali Baba!)
(Your camel loves you! Your camel loves you!)

Ali Baba's camel had run for miles and miles
His tail was pointing backwards, that's how a camel smiles
But Ali and his camel, they both were out of breath
They'd run so far, they laughed so much
They laughed themselves to death
[Sounds of crying and wailing)

Oh! Gather round the campfire! Sing a roundelay!
But don't sing out of tune, though
('Cause eggs are cheap today!)
Sing of Ali Baba, sing about his men
Sing about his camel, and then sing it all again
(Oh, how the camel loved Ali Baba)

Ali Baba's camel loved Ali Baba so
No matter where he went to, that camel had to go
Some say that he's in Heaven, but this I know as well
Wherever you think Ali has gone, his camel's gone to.....

(Hey, give us a tune there, Jock......Ya-hoo!)
(Piano plays "Knees Up Mother Brown" to end)

 

you guys go off topic quikly huh:0..haha funny to read though....the person who originally posted this prolly dosnt get whats going on!..

 

Maybe he wants the afterdawn anti-nerd/no-geek health and fitness programme

The radio advert follows...

I have seen Mr. Apollo (Beatlemania type teenage girls screaming at entry of Mr Apollo)
Uproot trees with his bare hands
I have seen Mr. Apollo's
Body building plans

He's the strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough

Oh! And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry
"Oh lord! Oh, crikey! Let go, you rotter! Don't punish me!"

When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind

You know! You know he's the
Strongest man
The world has ever seen
And if you take his courses
He'll make you big and rough

Uh huh, and uh, ha, you can kick the sand
right
back, in their faces! Kick! Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

When you're tough, you're very fit
Your voice is rough, it sounds like grit
You are so strong, and proud of it
Thanks to Mr. Apollo



Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind
Oh, yeah!

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind
He can do it for you!

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body (oooh!) makes a healthy mind

Follow Mr. Apollo
(He can do it for you!)
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
That a healthy body makes a healthy mind

Follow Mr. Apollo
Everybody knows
He's the greatest benefactor of Mankind

Follow...

Yes, just give me ten years of your life, and I'll
trade in that puny flab for living muscle..
Physique you deserve!

Strong!
Chest and shoulders to hold your shirt up!

Five years ago, I was a four stone apology
Today, I am two separate gorillas

No tiresome exercises, no tricks,
no unpleasant bending, Wrestle poodles and win!

Play beach ball! Shave your legs! Look over walls!
Tease people! Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks!
Impress your friends!

italics Imagine a very English authoritarian salesman type voice

 

Woo hoo this is still open. It appears our OP has decided we couldn't care less about mummy taking away his PSP!

Haha

 

My mom took my sling-shot away just because I hit my sister in the a$$ with a rock. Not long after, I was forbidden to watch the Three Stooges simply because I tried to poke my sister in the eyes. My mom was so mean to me; I still haven't recovered from the psychological trauma

 

[Taking the p!ss out of OP] Oh jeez, if my mum ever did any of that to me I think i'd run to a tech forum and post all about my ordeal in a very whingy manner! [/Taking the p!ss out of OP]

Honestly, Gerry, how could you be so mean to your sister?

Hmmm, I think the only thing I have done is broken a window with a football when I was younger after being shouted at lots.. little did I realise I'd get shuoted at more afterards ;-)

I tend not to get caught doing stuff, i'm too clever X)

 

It's not my fault, Germany does that to a guy, I swear you send any American 16 year old to Germany and they will have drunk more alchohol and smoked more... stuff, than a 30 year old American has done... Did that make sense? Wow, this seems to be the... 2nd thread ya'll have hijacked, wow... wow. STUPID TORRENTS ARGH!


-edit
Sorry if that only made sense before I typed it, I swear it made sense in my head.