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I'm scared

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by Starleta, Feb 15, 2006.

  1. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    since when are there rules in a street fight? i'll kick in the nuts, thumb in the eyes, hell i'll bite your nose off your face, the bottom line is victory, nothing more. and if none of the above work, no problem, i'll wait six months then level every house on your street. again, the bottom line is victory.
     
  2. rav009

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    LOL sh** level every house in the street!!.. i wont be messing with you darth..

    Yeh as you say there's no rules.. BUT where im from you kick a guy in the balls in a fight and you lose..yeh you may have messed him up real bad but you kicked him in the balls, people will show you no respect and respect is important if you wanna get anywhere.

    RAVS STREET FIGHTING TIPS:

    No dirty stuff.
    No weapons

    thats it, enjoy and may we all have many happy years of street fighting
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  3. Razengan

    Razengan Regular member

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    Glad you're ok star.
     
  4. ireland

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    if darthnip is going to level the street,let do it right..and use a little bomb.....
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  5. darthnip

    darthnip Moderator Staff Member

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    where i'm from the guy that walks away wins. the one that gets carried off on a stretcher looses.
     
  6. JMG

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    LOL @ ireland...always has the right kodak moment!!! :]


    @gerry1..rump-roast...lol....naughty nate/Ron Popeil would say--Nothing says friendship like a flavor injector.
     
  7. ireland

    ireland Active member

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  8. gerry1

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    @Rav: Rather sounds like the ol' dualing days. Gentlemanly rules of behavior etc.

    In Philadelphia, the idea of a well fought fight involves no fighting whatsoever; with a well placed bullett in the back, one needn't worry about getting his new white sneakers scuffed. Sad but true.
     
  9. ireland

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    garry1 ye pick the bullet to use!!!!!!!!!!!!
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  10. Logik666

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    My vote is on the postell.

    :)
     
  11. tocool4u

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    Mine is alsothe postell
     
  12. rav009

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    @Darthnip,When you put it that way...i geuss ball kicking,eye thumbning and nose biting is good :)

    @gerry,Philadelphia rules are much better than ours...quick and easy i spose, still when worst comes to worst and your realy pissed off, you have had a bad day and instead of microwaving the cat you want somthing else to take the anger out on...Beat the crap outta some one, the best home remedy(right after microwaving the cat) ;P

    Parents realy need to stop letting there kids watch UFC, thats why they grow up to be scumbags :(
     
  13. gerry1

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    @rav009....microwaving the cat! A man after my own heart! I love cat jokes. BTW, you said parents should let their kid watch "UFC"...what is that?
     
  14. ireland

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    rav009 did it,
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  15. gerry1

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    You are astonishing!!
     
  16. pepsimaxx

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    hahaa man you are the greatest....and nice to hear that rose is safe :) lol but man...lol you make me laugh sooo hard lmao

    =pepsimaxx=
     
  17. rav009

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    LMAO!! Ireland that was a good one :p

    @gerry1, hey dont get me wrong i dont dislike cats, i just think there more use microwaved is all :p.

    oh yeh UFC, Ultimate Fighting Championship,Its the most violent event i can think of, 2 men in a cage one comes out, no rules hell ive seen a man on the floor getting his face stamped in, he was killed as a result :S

    check it out if you dont belive me..its crazy.
     
  18. ireland

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    try to put her in a microwave,
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  19. rav009

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    I wouldnt mind microwaving that Ireland :p
     
  20. darthnip

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    the UFC does not allow face stomping anymore, thats Pride fighting.
     

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