Impossible Invite (or any other)Trade

4 legged or 2?

 

Thou art most wise & honourable, master tripplite. Klingon has taught thee well. Since interference with a Klingon's anonymity (i.e. creating a bogus profile where no actual profile currently exists) brings with it the Death Penalty, -- and in particular, since you have voluntarily declined to repeat your past mistakes - the Klingon High Council has voted to let you live, and declare you an honourable citizen. (Albeit, on probation).

May Ye Go Forth And Multiply! Nods to the House Of Tripp.

-- Miss Pickles, Honourable Secretary to the House Of A_Klingon --

 

Be It Known:

Klingons, in general, have covert spies, agents, mercenaries-for-hire, volunteers, sympathizers, crazed maniacs and other various support groups, strategically distributed throughout every known sector in this quadrant.

As such, anycoersion, abetting, inciting, double-dog-daring or encouraging to corrupt any Klingon member who, having already been declared "An Honourable Citizen" by the Council, (see last post), would be IMMEDIATELY reported back to this office.

Should this occur, I would not want to be in your shoes. If fact I shudder [oouuuuu, eeeeee, aahhhhh, shiver, etc. etc.] at the mere thought of being caught!

However, even though you, iluvendo, have no sister to attend me in a candle-lit dinner, I agree that this is not your fault, and for just Three Easy Payments of $9.99 (plus shipping), you TOO can become a bonafide, card-carrying 'Honorable Cit'Zen' of the Klingon Empire!

Honorable Citizenry brings with it certain privileges and perks not available to the general A/D population, such as:

* Immunity from being Banned for 6 months or 1,000 posts (whichever comes first)

* Immediate retribution from the Klingon Military, against any party or individual who would insult, dis-honour, or slight another Klingon member

* An annual raffle draw, where the booty and spoils of many Klingon Raids against undefended outposts, are awarded to three (3) lucky members!

But you must hurry! Membership Positions ARE limited and will be considered on a first-come-first-served basis.

<Visa & MasterCard accepted>.

-- Klingy, The Chaste --

 

There are few phone numbers written on the wall of the klingon men's washroom, if he's interested.

 

Regarding "Fishing Maggots" in varnull's backyard:

We've got about 2 surplus cargo holds of "gaahhhh" (a live-worm delicacy) which should make excellent bait for catching 2-or-four legged fish......