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Ireland's And All Members Jokes And Picture Thread For All Days Of The Week

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Dec 25, 2005.

  1. i_suck

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    i forgot all of the good ones, havent used them since elementary schools.
     
  2. davidw001

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    How 'bout :
    Yo momma so hairy, bigfoot takes pictures of her
    Yo momma so fat her shadow weighs 10 pounds
    Yo momma so ugly you gotta tie a pork chop around her neck to get the dog to play with her
     
  3. i_suck

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    yo mama so ugly, she made michael jackson looks like tom cruise.
     
  4. ireland

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    A BLONDE EMERGENCY



    A blonde hurries into the emergency room late one night with the tip of her index finger shot off.

    "How did this happen?" the emergency room doctor asked her.

    "Well, I was trying to commit suicide," the blonde replied.

    "What?" sputtered the doctor. "You tried to commit suicide by shooting your finger off?"

    "No silly!" the blonde said. "First I put the gun to my chest, and I thought: I just paid $6,000.00 for these breast implants, I'm not shooting myself in the chest."

    "So then?" asked the doctor.

    "Then I put the gun in my mouth, and I thought: I just paid $3000.00 to get my teeth straightened, I'm not shooting myself in the mouth."

    "So then?"

    "Then I put the gun to my ear, and I thought: This is going to make a loud noise. So I put my finger in the other ear before I pulled the trigger."

     
  5. ireland

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    A STIFF ONE



    A cop saw a car weaving all over the road and pulled it over. He walked up to the car and saw a nice-looking blonde woman behind the wheel. There was a strong smell of liquor on her breath. He said, "I'm going to give you a breathalyzer test to determine if you are under the influence of alcohol."

    She blew up the balloon and he walked it back to the police car. After a couple of minutes, he returned to her car and said, "It looks like you've had a couple of stiff ones."

    She replied, "You mean it shows that, too?"
     
  6. ireland

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    A HORNY SADDLE



    A blonde girl is driving through the West. Her car runs out of gas and an Indian comes along on a horse and gives her a ride to a gas station.

    Every few minutes he lets out a wild whoop that would curdle milk.

    Finally, he drops her off with a final "Yaaaaa-Hooo!," and gallops off.

    "My god!" says the gas station guy, "What the hell were you doing to that Injun to make him holler like that?"

    "Why, nothing," says the blonde, "I just sat behind him with my arms around him, holding onto his saddle horn."

    "Lady," says the guy, "Indians don't use saddles."
     
  7. ireland

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    BREASTSTROKE



    There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke, and the three women who entered the race were a brunette, a redhead and a blonde.

    After approximately 14 hours, the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest. About 40 minutes later, the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared the second place finisher.

    Nearly 4 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

    When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."
     
  8. ireland

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    What If Food Was Dirty

    And Sex Was Clean? (you mean it's not??)

    When you think of it, there are only two things people need. You got to have sex. You got to have food. That's it. You don't need clothing, shelter, or TV. Okay, maybe TV, but otherwise, it's sex and food. But for some reason, some people think sex is dirty. Maybe God was a Republican. Somebody said, "All right, you want to propagate, go ahead, but only late at night, with all the doors closed, man on top, once a week, that's it." But not only can you eat the charred decaying flesh of other major mammals, you can do it in broad daylight and invite all your friends to watch: "Hey, Chuck, why don't you come over on Sunday? We're going to kill a pig, cut him up, burn him, and eat him. Bring the kids, have a hell of a time."

    What if they had been switched around? What if, through a simple twist of fate, sex was clean but food was dirty? Our entire culture would change. Food would become a four-letter word

    "Two burgers and a bag of fries. Crinkle cut."

    When people got angry at you, they'd yell out "Oh yeah? Well, food you. Suck cheese you Popsicle slurper." Punks in passing cars would flip you the fork. Flashers would have pizzas strapped to their chests. "Ohmigod. It's a pepperoni." Locker room talk would change. "Hey, man, how'd you do this weekend?" "Two burgers and a bag of fries. Crinkle cut." Garlic would be illegal in most Southern states. Supermarkets would check I.D.'s and charge admission to the poultry section. Frederick's of Hollywood would feature peekaboo napkins and day-of-the-week paper plates. Foreplay would be listed as a menu selection. Vice squads would conduct raids on backyard barbecues. "All right, put down your meat. Just back away from the buns,
    mister." Vegetarians would be prohibited from becoming teachers and a lot of them would move to the Bay Area. Hookers would become cooks. You'd be accosted on street corners by plump ladies in Day-Glo aprons. "Hey, big boy, looking for a hot meal? Wanna crack some crab?" Fudamental Christians would make meat and potatoes a religious tenet. Many sexual positions would be found to be carcinogenic. Parents would tell their children not to play with their food or they'll go blind. Kids would remember the first time their mother caught them marinating.

     
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    Irish Humor

    Two Irishmen are sitting in a small town bar, where Mick bragged to Sean, "You know, I had me every woman in this town, except of course, me mother and me sister."
    "Well," Sean replied, "between you and me we got 'em all."

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    An Irishman who had a little too much to drink is driving home from the city one night and, of course, his car is weaving violently all over the road. A cop pulls him over. "So," says the cop to the driver, "where have you been?"
    "Why, I've been to the pub of course," slurs the drunk.
    "Well," says the cop, "it looks like you've had quite a few to drink this
    evening".
    "I did all right," the drunk says with a smile.
    "Did you know," says the cop, standing straight and folding his arms across his chest, "that a few intersections back, your wife fell out of your car?"
    "Oh, thank heavens," sighs the drunk. "For a minute there, I thought I'd gone deaf."

    -------------

    An Irishman's been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he'll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up.
    Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he decides to crawl the 4 blocks to his home and when he arrives at the door he stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door into his bedroom. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up.
    This time he manages to pull himself upright but he quickly falls right into bed and is sound asleep as soon as his head hits the pillow. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him.
    "So, you've been out drinking again!!"
    "What makes you say that?" He asks as he puts on an innocent look.
    "The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again."
     
  10. ireland

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    EXTREME BUMPER STICKERS!!



    Support Cannibalism-EAT ME!

    I don't have a license to kill. I have a learner's permit.

    I wasn't born a bitch. Men like you made me this way.

    Keep honking while I reload.

    Taxation WITH representation isn't so hot, either!

    Who were the beta testers for Preparations A through G?

    Madness takes its toll. Please have exact change.

    Five days a week my body is a temple.
    The other two, it's an amusement park.

    EARTH FIRST! We'll strip-mine the other planets later.

    Your child may be an honor student but you're still an idiot.

    If you drink, don't park. Accidents cause people.

    If you can read this, I can hit my brakes and sue you.

    Save the whales! Trade them for valuable prizes.

    Just say no! to sex with pro-lifers.

    My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her ...
    or something like that.

    Sure you can trust the government! Just ask an Indian!

    Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

    If we are what we eat; I'm cheap, fast, and easy.

    Stop repeat offenders. Don't reelect them!

    If You Think I'm A Bitch, Wait Until You Meet My Mother.

    If A@@holes Could Fly, You'd Train Pilots.

    SSDM: Same S@it; Different Millennium.

    Jesus Loves You Everyone Else Thinks You're An A@@hole.

    Some People Are Alive Because It's Against The Law To Kill Them.

    What Part Of www.MakeMe.com Don't You Understand?

    I Must Be a Proctologist Because I Work With A@@holes.

    If I Gave A S@it, You'd Be The First Person I'd Give It To.

    Welcome To S@it Creek ~ Sorry, We're Out of Paddles.

    It's Better To Be An Old Fart Than A Young Shithead.
     
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  11. Lethal_B

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    @ ddp, creaky, nephilim, andmerr, and all the others with a thousands of posts, this one's for y'all.

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    The question is, is ^it^ true or false, lol ;)
     
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    ROFLMAO, lethal! Happy New Year to you.
     
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    And a happy new year to you and yours, my friend :)

    Here's another, not really all that funny, (was [bold]going[/bold] to put it in the owned thread, but we can't always get what we want :)

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    FITTING PUNISHMENT



    Mr. Jones is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family.

    Mr. Jones is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of them are to receive 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But because the royal family doesn't want to appear hostile to foreigners, they grant the guests in their country a wish beforehand, as long as it is able to be fulfilled.

    Mrs. Jones is first.

    "What do you wish for yourself?"

    "I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings."

    "Okay, that shall be granted to you."

    Mrs. Jones has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows.

    Next it is Mr. Jones' mother-in-law's turn.

    "What do you wish for yourself?"

    "I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings."

    "Okay, that shall be granted to you."

    The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows.

    Then comes Mr. Jones himself.

    "What do you wish for yourself?"

    "I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?"

    "Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable."

    "I would like 100 lashes instead of 50."

    The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, "Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?"

    "I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back."
     
  15. ireland

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    PREGNANCY



    BEFORE THE PREGNANCY:

    Am I more likely to get pregnant if my husband wears boxers rather then briefs?
    Yes, but you'll have an even better chance if he doesn't wear anything at all.

    Are birth control pills deductible?
    Only if they don't work.

    What is a chastity belt?
    A labor-saving device.

    Should I have a baby after 35?
    No, 35 children are enough.

    Can a mother get pregnant while nursing?
    Yes, but it's much easier if she removes the baby from her breast and puts him to sleep first.

    My husband and I are very attractive. I'm sure our baby will be beautiful enough for commercials. Whom should I contact about this?
    Your therapist.

    DURING THE PREGNANCY:

    How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu?
    If it's the flu, you'll get better.

    I normally wear a size 34-C bra. Now that I'm pregnant, should I continue to wear a bra?
    Not if you don't mind switching in the future to a size 34-Long.

    What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
    Childbirth.

    I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
    With any luck, right after he finishes college.

    Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
    Yes, your bladder.

    Ever since I've been pregnant, I haven't been able to go to bed at night without onion rings. Is this a normal craving?
    Depends on what you're doing with them.

    Under what circumstances can sex at the end of pregnancy bring on labor?
    When the sex is between your husband and another woman.

    What position should the baby be in during the ninth month of pregnancy?
    Head down, pressing firmly on your bladder.

    My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
    Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

    When is the best time to get an epidural?
    Right after you find out your pregnant.

    What does it mean when the baby's head is crowning?
    It means you feel as thought not only a crown but the entire throne is trying to make it's way out of you.

    What are forceps?
    Giant baby tweezers.

    Does labor cause hemorrhoids?
    Labor causes anything you want to blame it for.

    AFTER THE PREGNANCY:

    Will I love my dog less when the baby is born?
    No, but your husband might get on your nerves.

    Under what circumstances should a baby not be circumcised?
    When it's a girl, for starters.

    Where is the best place to store breast milk?
    In your breasts.

    Is there a safe alternative to breast pumps?
    Yes, baby lips.

    What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?
    It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.

    How does one sanitize nipples?
    Bathe daily and wear a clean bra. It beats boiling them in a saucepan.

    What are the terrible twos?
    Your breasts after baby stops nursing cold turkey.

    What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?
    When you see teeth marks.

    What is the grasp reflex?
    The reaction of new father's when he sees new mother's breasts.

    What happens to disposable diapers after they're thrown away?
    They are stored in a silo in the Midwest, in the event of global chemical warfare.

    Do I have to have a baby shower?
    Not if your change the baby's diaper very quickly.

    What causes baby blues?
    Tanned, hard-bodied bimbos.

    What is colic?
    A reminder for new parents to use birth control.

    What are night terrors?
    Frightening episodes in which the new mother dreams she's pregnant again.

    Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
    When the kids are in college.

    Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
    Yes, pregnancy.


     
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    A blond was driving along a country road, listening to the radio. The D.J. was telling blonde jokes one after the other, and she got extremly pissed off and turned of the radio. She continued down the road, and in a field she saw another blond in a canoe trying to row across the field. She stopped and got out of the car, and yelled across to the other blond, "It's Blondes like you who make everyone think I'm stupid. If I could swim, I'd come out there and give you a piece of my mind!"
     
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    Lulu was a prostitute but she didn't want her grandma to know.
    One day, the police raided a whole group of prostitutes at a sex
    party in a hotel, and Lulu was among them. The police took them
    outside and had all the prostitutes line up along the driveway
    when suddenly, Lulu's grandma came by and saw her granddaughter.

    Grandma asked, "Why are you standing in line here, dear?"
    Not willing to let her grandmother know the truth, Lulu told her
    grandmother that the policemen were there passing out free oranges
    and she was just lining up for some.

    "Why, that's awfully nice of them. I think I'll get some for myself,"
    and she proceeded to the back of the line.

    A policeman was going down the line asking for information from all
    of the prostitutes. When he got to Grandma, he was bewildered and
    exclaimed, "Wow still going at it at your age? How do you do it?"

    I just take my dentures out, rip the skin back and suck them dry."

    ..........The policeman fainted
     
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    A couple were going out for the evening. They'd gotten ready, all
    dolled up, dog put out, etc. The taxi arrives, and as the couple start
    out, the dog shoots back in the house. They don't want the dog shut in
    the house, so the wife goes out to the taxi while the husband goes
    upstairs to chase the dog out.

    The wife, not wanting it known that the house will be empty explains
    to the taxi driver:"He's just going upstairs to say good-bye to my
    mother."A few minutes later, the husband gets into the cab.

    "Sorry I took so long" he says. "Stupid b*tch was hiding under the bed
    and I had to poke her with a coat hanger to get her to come out! Then
    I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching and biting
    me as I hauled her a*s downstairs and tossed her in the back yard! She
    better not crap in the vegetable garden again either!"
    __________________
     
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    The sky was dark
    The moon was high
    We were alone
    Just she and I

    Her hair was brown
    Her eyes were too
    I knew just what
    She wanted to do

    So with my courage
    I did my best
    And placed my hand
    Upon her breast

    I trembled and shook
    And felt her heart
    Slowly she spread
    Her legs apart

    I knew she was ready
    But I didn't know how
    It was my first try
    At milking a cow
     
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    THIS SHOULD BE POSTED IN THE FRIDAY'S FUNNY THREAD

    Friday the 13th is a day fraught with peril.


    Origins: Although most of us would probably affirm that superstition's role in Western culture is now a much diminished one, more a source of amusement than anything else, there are still those who allow their trepidation over particular days or dates to prevent them from engaging in their choice of activities. We may make jokes about Friday the 13th and only kiddingly instruct loved ones to exercise greater care on that day, but those who suffer from a fear of the number thirteen (triskaidekaphobia) or a fear of Friday the 13th (paraskevidekatriaphobia) may genuinely feel limited by the rumored potential for ill luck connected with the date.

    The reasons why Friday came to be regarded as a day of bad luck have been obscured by the mists of time — some of the more common theories link it to a significant event in Christian tradition said to have taken place on Friday, such as the Crucifixion, Eve's offering the apple to Adam in the Garden of Eden, the beginning of the Great Flood, or the confusion at the Tower of Babel. Chaucer alluded to Friday as a day on which bad things seemed to happen in the Canterbury Tales as far back as the late 14th century ("And on a Friday fell all this mischance"), but references to Friday as a day connected with ill luck generally start to show up in Western literature around the mid-17th century:

    * "Now Friday came, you old wives say, Of all the week's the unluckiest day." (1656)

    From the early 19th century onward, examples abound of Friday's being considered a bad day for all sorts of ordinary tasks, from writing letters to conducting business and receiving medical treatment:

    * "I knew another poor woman, who lost half her time in waiting for lucky days, and made it a rule never to . . . write a letter on business . . . on a Friday — so her business was never done, and her fortune suffered accordingly." (1804)

    * "There are still a few respectable tradesmen and merchants who will not transact business, or be bled, or take physic, on a Friday, because it is an unlucky day." (1831)

    Friday was also said to be a particularly unlucky day on which to undertake anything that represented a beginning or the start of a new venture, thus we find references to all of the following activities as endeavors best avoided on Fridays:

    * Needleworking: "I knew an old lady who, if she had nearly completed a piece of needlework on a Thursday, would put it aside unfinished, and set a few stitches in her next undertaking, that she might not be obliged either to begin the new task on Friday or to remain idle for a day." (1883)

    * Harvesting: "My father once decided to start harvest on a Friday, and men went out on the Thursday evening, and, unpaid, cut along one side of the first field with their scythes, in order to dodge the malign fates which a Friday start would begin." (1933)

    * Laying the keel of, or launching, a ship: "Fisherman would have great misgivings about laying the keel of a new boat on Friday, as well as launching one on that day." (1885)

    * Beginning a sea voyage: "Sailors are many of them superstitious . . . A voyage begun [on a Friday] is sure to be an unfortunate one." (1823)

    * Beginning a journey: "I knew another poor woman, who . . . made it a rule never to . . . set out on a journey on a Friday." (1804)

    * Giving birth: "A child born on a Friday is doomed to misfortune." (1846)

    * Getting married: "As to Friday, a couple married on that day are doomed to a cat-and-dog life." (1879)

    * Recovering from illness: "If you have been ill, don't get up for the first time on a Friday." (1923)

    * Hearing news: "If you hear anything new on a Friday, it gives you another wrinkle on your face, and adds a year to your age." (1883)

    * Moving: "Don't move on a Friday, or you won't stay there very long." (1982)

    * Starting a new job: "Servants who go into their situations on Friday, never go to stay." (1923)

    In some cases, Good Friday (the Friday before Easter) was regarded as an exception or 'antidote' to the bad luck usually associated with Friday beginnings:

    * "Notwithstanding the prejudice against sailing on a Friday . . . most of the pleasure-boats . . . make their first voyage for the season on Good Friday." (1857)

    * "It was accounted unlucky for a child to be born on a Friday, unless it happened to be Good Friday, when the event was counterbalanced by the sanctity of the day." (1870)

    The origins of the connection between the number thirteen and ill fortune are similarly obscure. Many different sources for the superstition surrounding the number thirteen have been posited, the most common stemming from another Christian source, the Last Supper, at which Judas Iscariot was said to have been the thirteenth guest to sit at the table. (Judas later betrayed Jesus, leading to His crucifixion, and then took his own life.) This Christian symbolism is reflected in early Western references to thirteen as an omen of bad fortune, which generally started to appear in the early 18th century and warned that thirteen people sitting down to a meal together presaged that one of them would die within the year:

    * "I have known, and now know, persons in genteel life who did, and do, not sit down to table unmoved with twelve others. Our notion is that one of the thirteen so partaking, will die ere the expiry of the year." (1823)

    * "The old story runs, that the last individual of the thirteen who takes a seat has the greatest chance of being the 'doomed one'." (1839)

    Superstition held that the victim would be the first person to rise from the table (or the last one to be seated), leading to the remedies of having all guests sit and stand at the same time, or seating one or more guests at a separate table:

    * " . . . Miss Mellon always gave the last comer an equal chance with the rest for life . . . she used to rise and say, 'I will not have any friend of mine sit down as the thirteenth; you must all rise, and we will then sit down again together.'" (1839)

    * "Every one knows that to sit down thirteen at a table is a most unlucky omen, sure to be followed by the death of one of the party within the year . . . Some say, however, that the evil will only befall the first who leaves the table, and may be averted if the whole company are careful to rise from their seats at the same moment." (1883)

    * " . . . so far is this feeling carried that one of the thirteen is requested to dine at a side table!" (1823)

    (The "thirteen at the table" form of superstition again harkens back to the Last Supper: the one who left the table first, Judas Iscariot, died at his own hand soon afterwards.)

    More generally, groups of thirteen people in any context — at a table, in a room, on a ship — were believed to inevitably lead to tragedy:

    * "On a sudden an old woman unluckily observed there were thirteen of us in company. This remark struck a panic terror into several who were present . . . but a friend of mine, taking notice that one of our female companions was big with child, affirmed there were fourteen in the room . . ." (1711)

    * "Notwithstanding . . . opinions in favour of odd numbers, the number thirteen is considered as extremely ominous; it being held that, when thirteen persons meet in a room, one of them will die within the year." (1787)

    * "Many will not sail on a vessel when [thirteen] is the number of persons on board; and it is believed that some fatal accident must befall one of them." (1808)

    By the late 19th century the superstition surrounding thirteen had become even more general, with people going out of their ways to avoid anything designated by the number thirteen, whether it be hotel rooms, desks, or cars:

    * "'Look at that,' said Parnell, pointing to the number on his door. It was No. 13! 'What a room to give me!'" (1893)

    * "For some time before the late War I went almost daily to the British Museum reading room . . . I gave some attention to the desks left to the last comers . . . there was a very marked preference of any other desk to that numbered '13'." (1927)

    * "The mechanic helped him get out [of the racing car]. 'May as well scratch,' he said. 'He won't be good for anything more this afternoon. It's asking for trouble having a No. 13.'" (1930)

    Once again these ill omens were avoided through artifice, such as the renumbering of rooms in hotels and inns to eliminate any Room #13's, and misnumbering the floors above the 12th floor in multi-story buildings so that tenants could pretend 13th floors were really 14th floors.

    Just as Friday was considered an inauspicious day of the week on which to embark upon a new enterprise, so the 13th day of a month came to signify a particularly bad day for beginning a venture. Although regarding the confluence of a particularly unlucky day of the week (Friday) and a particularly unlucky day of the month (the 13th) as a date of supreme unluckiness might seem to be obvious and inevitable, superstitions regarding Friday the 13th are not nearly as old as most people tend to think. The belief in Friday the 13th as a day on which Murphy's Law reigns supreme and anything that can go wrong will go wrong appears to be largely a 20th century phenomenon. (The claim that the Friday the 13th superstition began with the arrest of the final Grand Master of the Knights Templar, Jacques Demolay, on Friday, October 13, 1307, is a modern-day invention.)

    Books of English folklore generally cite a 1913 Notes & Queries reference as the earliest known expression of Friday the 13th as a day of evil luck, and this corresponds to what we found when we searched The New York Times and the Los Angeles Times for similar references. In both newspapers the first mentions of the ill-fated date occured in 1908, as in this short piece about a U.S. senator from Oklahoma who dared to tempt fate by introducing 13 bills on Friday the 13th:
     
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