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Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by GlueEater, Mar 4, 2006.

  1. Deadrum33

    Deadrum33 Active member

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    @Ireland, your photoshop prowess will beat my poor attempts to edit myself in there.
    @GlueEater
    No because of differences in digestive and muscle structure reduce cramping.
    If you flush a saalmon down the toilet, can it still swim upstream?
     
  2. ireland

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    i did not use photoshop,i have it but i did not install it,i am using microsoft publisher picture it 2001...as i can work faster in that program.
     
  3. GlueEater

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    I suppose that would depend on how big you toilet is and where and in which direction of the ocean does your toilet flush.
     
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    Thanks for letting me know there are oher ways to go. Photoshop, Microsoft editor, whatever the name, these type programs do not play toward my stengths.
     
  5. gerry1

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    @Ireland: have you ever heard of "Chesty Morgan" ...no photoshop necessary! She was probably the last of the old "burlesque" dancers ... I saw her at the Pilgrim Burlesque Theater in Boston in 1972 or so. Pity burlesque isn't around anymore...that was truly "adult entertainment" as opposed to plain ol' porn. Bette Midler fashioned a lot of her performances after burlesque though burlesque was racier. Boy talk about showing my age now LOL!
     
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    boy do i remember..

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    Chesty Morgan
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    Chesty Morgan (born Ilana Wilczkowsky in 1928 in Poland) is best known for her extremely large breasts and her appearances in the exploitation films of director Doris Wishman. Celebrity Sleuth magazine estimated her measurements as 73FF-32-36. She is considered one of the original stereotypes for the breed of extremely large-breasted models and porn stars that began to emerge in the 1980s. Unlike most of the others though her breasts were all natural.
    An orphan, she was sent to live on a kibbutz in Israel at the age of eleven to twelve.

    In 1974, she married National League baseball umpire Dick Stello (1931-1987). He died in a freak accident when he was standing between two cars while talking to someone and another vehicle crashed into one of the vehicles, crushing him.

    She is name-checked in the Tom Waits song Pasties and a G-String.


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  7. gerry1

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    She was such a trip in that show. Came out on a portable throne like the pope use to use, "male slaves" fanning her with those long poles with feathers and two midgets on their knees each holding a large silver tray...needn't tell you what was on them! LOL!
     

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