Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

that's no fun gerry1. it's a pain in TA. same thing happened to me a few years back.
so sorry.

 

Damn, that sucks Gerry. :-(

 

My bitch, 2 of them actually, the problem in my sig, and the fact that in the basement which I live, (My mom's basement ) spiders seem to call it they're home. Hell, I live here not them. It' wouldn't be so damn bad if I wasn't arachnophobic. I guess this is a good way to loose that fear huh? I ran out of bugspray a while back and am now using mi' lighter with Axe(Lynx). This is crazy.

 

/me is already plotting evil things to do xD

 

ripper
now that a sig,but i like this one

 

It's true.. :lol:

x)

 

They'll disappear when the house burns down. Your mom should pay for an exterminator. After all, those spiders downstairs often make it upstairs. If not, catch and plant a few for her. If you can't stand to catch them, have a friend do it. Don't get caught.

 

gerry1
You really mean to say you don't need new furniture and fixtures? LOL

 

Thats ingenious, doesnt solve my first problem, but still thanks, will try it.

 

Gerry you already have that huge organ-what da ya need the Viagra for? The pipe's out of tone.

 

Nicht
Make sure you don't have any of these:

Black Widiow


Brown Recluse

 

..and if you do, run like the wind and scream like a girl!!!

 

So you want him to act like you then??? Huh? Chicken leg boy!!! hehehe. That was funny btw LOCO!! And yes Ripper the joke still works.

...gm

 

Gm, you're on the list too now. Just you wait unitl you get on Skype.. tounge lashing FTW (NO GAY REFERENCE THERE)!!

Lol x)

Anyhow, a quick FYI for anyone who could care less.. As of tomorrow morning through to Monday morning I will be away at a Music Festival listening to music, consuming excessive amounts of alcohol and other things (burgers, right? **rolls eyes**), LOL x)

I know you will all miss me but I'm sure the place won't fall to pieces with me gone for a few days.

/me out. ;-)

 

Breakfast in Texas

http://video.yahoo.com/video/play?vid=67160&fr=yvmtf

 

@Ripper
Very Cool Line-ups...Looks like a Good Time to be had by All...Lots of Bands I like...

 

Nicht, give me you Address and I'll mail you a couple of black widows and you can show your mom what you found in the basement.

 

Look! There's one behind you!

 

I HAVE A BITCH,WHY DID I NOT THINK OF DOING THIS
SOUND LIKE WHAT CREAKY WOULD DO.....


DONT TAKE YOUR MAN TO WALMART



This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.



DON'T TAKE ME IF I DON'T WANT TO GO ...



After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her

husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.



Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men — he found

shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.



Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most

women; she loved to browse.



One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.



Dear Mrs. Fenton,



Over the past six months, your husband has been causing

quite a commotion in our store.

We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of

you from the store.

Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and

are documented by our video surveillance cameras.



1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them

In people's carts when they weren't looking.



2, July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off

at 5-minute intervals.



3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor

leading to the women's restroom.



4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an

Official voice, Code 3 in Housewares. Get on it right away."



5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a

bag of M&M's on layaway..



6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a

carpeted area.



7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department

and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows

and blankets from the bedding department.



8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him

he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"



9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and

used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.



10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting

department, he asked the

clerk where the antidepressants were.



11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while

loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.



12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his

"Madonna look, "by using different sizes of funnels.



13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people

browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"



14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud

speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed

"OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"



And last, but not least....



15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door,

Waited awhile, then yelled very loudly,

"Hey! There's no toilet paper in

here!"