Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

We feel your pain. I've been lucky-had good neighbors for quite some time. You need voodoo doll.

 

my neighbors are on the same level as yours, Lp. it's only a matter of time before i have to make them disappear, gestapo style, in the middle of a dark and cold winter night.

 

I'll trade either one of you for your neighbors. This year HUD made
a deal with the people who own the house next door. This lady (and
I use the term loosely) moved in. The first thing she did was take
a roll of cheap wire and nail up a fence (?)-no posts-between that
house and mine. She actually nailed to my house. No building permit.
In no uncertain terms I told her where the property line was. So
she put it up again in sort of a half a$$ed circle-nailing it to
that house twice. No Gate! It has been months. She has never once
cleaned up the pen. Can't even open the south windows because the
smell is so bad. She has 3 mixes the size of large labs.
The pen has never been mowed-no gate to even get a mower in. Some
of the weeds are 4+ feet tall. She has weeds that are on the noxious
weed list. They are all going to seed. My yard has gone from spotless blue grass to a weedy mess. I've spent 3 times what I usually do on weed killer. Her dogs have also burned out 3 of my
flower beds. The yard over there now looks like a garbage dump.
I agree with the sig that says some people are alive simply because
it's against the law to shoot them.

 

Heck, I've been wanting to come visit ya Aus. Maybe I will and we can get rid of them ;-).

My bitch: Kung Fu is expensive.

I just stopped by a local club, who's owner has been teaching Kung Fu since the early 90s, just to see how much it is, when classes are etc.a friend of mine said it was "Somewhere between $80-$90" and he was right, its $85/mo. Its not that bad considering most "clubs" charge $100/month or more for one or two classes a week.

I guess thats not that bad considering what you get out of it, the teachers have all been training in Kung Fu for years and teaching for the last few as well.

Also, instead of 2-3 times a week, the classes are 5 times a week (you can go when you want) and they let you go to a class or two and practice to see if its something you want to pay for.

The classes are also at night starting at 5:30 and divided into hour long classes of beginner, intermediate and advanced students.

Now I just need to convince my parents to let me join it ;-)

Peace

 

kung fu? bah! go with krav maga! you'll be a happier camper.

 

Good job Lp let them put up their own damn fence if its that important.

 

Krav Mang looks interesting. However, I am not sure if its taught near my area.

Its cool, I have a few friends in Kung Fu who I can do daily conditioning with and its really, really close to my place so I don't mind.

Plus, woo hoo! I was talking to my parents and I am going to go watch the class tomorrow night and then probably join it on Friday. =)

Peace

 

i'll cage fight you, smith. whatcha say? dinner says i can take you down in 30 seconds or less.


after all, i am sean connery. and while only chuck norris can cut chuck norris, sean connery can't even cut sean connery.

 

You'd probably take me down in like 10 seconds. I am in no shape at all. Sure, I'm skinny but I'm out of shape.

On the "Sean Connery" bit, if you look at the name "Sean" spelled that way no wonder it takes people forever to learn english. "Sean" is pronounced "Shawn" but "Bean" isn't pronounced "Bawn".

Just as Brian Regan says "People can spell their name however they want, it has nothing to do with phonics".

 

It should be simpler for you lot over there in the us, us brits add extra Us to everything, and have extremely odd pronunciations.
Take for example lieutenant.
US pronunciation: Loo-ten-nent
UK pronunciation: Leff-ten-nent

Aluminium:
US pronunciation: A-loo-min-noom
UK pronunciation: Al-loo-min-nee-um

and so on.

 

My point exactly, I don't think any other languages out there have as many different accents or "versions" of itself. The english in the U.S. seems to have a different accent for each state. From there it seems each country has its own accent for english as well.

I can see different countries having there "own" accent but its crazy how each state has its own (or seems to) accent.

Peace

 

my accent is sexy.

 

Here's a bitch:

Man Builds Guillotine to Kill Himself

ALLEN PARK, Mich. - The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said. The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."

Source

 

disturbulating.

 

Went to the Guillotine Story...The Story next to it was this one...Has been the Local Headline Story for a week...In fact the Attorney that Volunteered to Help...Is the Attorney that we plan on using in our next Court Case...I might have to Sue the City...and she just won a local discrimination case against the City...for $3.5 million...She is very Good...

Soldier Helped by People He's Never Met
By Associated Press

3 hours ago

MODESTO, Calif. - A soldier who was charged with beating a man he thought was assaulting two strangers was, in turn, bailed out of jail by people he'd never met, and now has an attorney who volunteered to work for free.
Matthew Nicholson, 22, an Army private first class based in Fort Campbell, Ky., was taking a walk with his sisters and girlfriend on Sept. 1 when a boy ran up to them saying his father was hurting his mother and grandmother. The group followed the boy to his home. The door was open and adults were arguing inside, Nicholson said.
He walked in, and confronted Martin Lemas, who was inside with two women. The situation escalated, the police came, and Nicholson was arrested on a felony charge of assault while Lemas, 35, got medical treatment for bruises and a bleeding lip.
Lemas' mother later told police they'd been drinking and got into a fight. But neither woman pressed charges, so Lemas was not arrested.
On Monday a lawyer who'd heard of Nicholson's situation and believed he tried to do the right thing came to offer her services. That same day, a group of local residents who'd heard Nicholson's story paid his bail.
The district attorney's office said most cases like this are dismissed or end in a plea bargain. But if he's convicted, Nicholson could spend a year in county jail or as long as four years in state prison.
But given the choice, Nicholson said he'd do it all over again.
"I think I did the right thing, but that's for the court to decide," he said.

 

There are at least a dozen accents just in the UK, this guy covers quite a few of them well
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=KH_kOjsXakM

 

appen sam....

my bitch.. from my blog comments

The day I'm interested in a realtionship with any t**t from trinidad will be a very cold day in hell..

Spammers obviously don't read or he would know I'm a Nazi, and despite the oft quoted freedom of speech here I'm silenced from expressing my true feelings on what should be done to this moron.

 

Wouldn't today's more appropriate term be neo-nazi?

 

My bitch for today... Some people enjoy cruising the tech threads to hash up old trouble.
http://forums.afterdawn.com/thread_view.cfm/477523#3394379

Among other things. LOL

Have a nice day Janrocks (deadlove) and if I haven't said it before, welcome back.

 

When you've got a clue, you can whine ^^

Anyhow, a real bitch. About 2 hours ago, I was signed into Msn and everything was hunky dory. I return to the computer, attempt to sign on to Msn and get prompted with this...



WTF is that about? How much more controlling do the Micro-Nazis want to get? If I want to use Msn 7 [point] f**king 5 I damn well will!

/me huffs and puffs before realisation that unless he finds a workabout or otherwise, he will have to update to WLM.

Microshit FTL!