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Lets Paint The Kettle Black (2) Do You Have A Bitch ? Put On Your Rubbers And Wade In.

Discussion in 'Safety valve' started by ireland, Jul 25, 2007.

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  1. deadlove

    deadlove Guest

    there is no "neo" about it.. National Socialism had a lot of good features.

    now who wants the gas bill?
     
  2. PacMan777

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    I've got more than a clue. Those trying to make trouble and putting down others shows the forming of an elitist group, much as Janrocks' neo-Nazis.
     
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    Instead of lurking, I had to speak up to admit I'm enjoying the recent banter. If you hear any noises, its just me pulling up a chair eating a bowl of popcorn.
     
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    my bitch is.. some people take things that occur on the internet too seriously and blow things out of proportion. it's like every little thing that happens is affecting their life. apart from people who own/ run a website like the staffers and the admins, I don't believe anyone's got an excuse for living on a site other than being a complete no-lifer.

    some things that people do and the way people act in here do piss me off from time-to-time. however, once i log off, it is forgotten for me. my life is busy enough without worrying about internet grudges and other irrelevent happenings.

    people need to realise that this isn't real life. debates on tech related topics are great and sometimes the banter is nice, but some people go overboard and instigate the type of crap that a tech site such as this does not need.
     
  5. gerry1

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    Well, the good times and civility were great while they lasted. As it applies to the majority of us, a return to the recent past which drove away some really good people is a serious boil on the a$$ of the site's recent progress.

    My Bitch:
    On my way to work this morning, I saw an accident with cops and ambulances. Not an uncommon site in Philly's rush hour. When I got to work and listened to the news, a woman was walking down the street with her ear-buds blasting and her two toddlers walking behind her totally out of her sight. One of the kids ran into the street and got killed. She actually didn't even notice until someone stopped her. Her a$$ is now in jail and I hope she rots there.
     
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    Thats ignorant of her. If she is going to be walking around with her kids and listening to music at the same time they should have been in front of her.

    I wonder how old the kids were.
     
  7. gerry1

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    Hey Pop_Smith ... how are you guy? I haven't been around much because of work so I haven't been able to keep up on the goings on. I don't know how old the kids were, though I'm sure they said it. I know they were toddlers though. People like that should be neutered. Any way, I hope you're well and I hope everythings been going well with the recent plans ... real estate and other things you written about!
     
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    gerry
    I watch the toddlers when they play in the yard. Can't see anyone callous enough or stipid enough (maybe both) to let toddlers wander unattended on a street with traffic. They can move faster than most adults, even when you have an eye on them. Whatever the woman gets in court, it won't be enough.
     
  9. Pop_Smith

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    @gerry1 hey buddy :) Yeah things have been going ok. I have a fellow at my work that is looking into getting a house so I am going to hopefully help him with it starting next week. Other then that nothing else (except training) has gone on with Real Estate.
    How are things going with you?

    So, happiness of tonight:
    I just stopped by the Kung Fu Club tonight and I am going to get signed up on Saturday. I was gonna signup tonight but they closed about fifteen minutes after I got home (even though its only 5 minutes away) and and my mom didn't want to run back over there tonight. So that means I am going to get signed up on Saturday.

    Peace! =)
     
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    Pop Smith
    Good luck "grasshopper".

    If you don't get the "grasshopper" thing, gerry1 is old enough to explain it. LOL

    gerry1
    I guess I need to drop in and visit a bit more often. With all the sunny days, I've been out and about and not online as much as during inclement weather. I guess that makes me a rainy day surfer. ;) A few days back I passed through Pall Mall, TN (road trip). Nice little place. I dropped by the York homeplace, which is beside the main road passing through. I didn't realize TN gave him 400 acres. His heroism definitely reaped an unexpected reward in that situation. It's hill country with some nice large valleys for farmland. Definitely a pretty part of the country and the York farm must have been something back in the day.
     
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    Pretty soon, "Grasshopper" Mr Caradine will be trying to snatch a bottle of Geritol from a store shelf without falling out of his walker.
     
  12. greensman

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    NOW that's funny right there!!! hehehe.

    @Lethal_B,
    WEll said buddy!!! :)

    MB of the day:
    Maturity sometimes comes with age but mostly with the respect of fellow man or woman. Think about that and then DON'T comment. That shows true MATURITY!!

    GOOD DAY........

    ...gm
     
  13. sammorris

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    My bitch: I didn't make it back into the second year of my university degree due to my exam results, and have spent most of the last entire month trying to find an alternative option, I'm currently on Plan F.
     
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    Bummer! Was it too much fun or the course work too hard, as the reason? If it was the former that can be rectified. I see a lot of people with degrees that never use what that degree was for. Keep your head up, my daughter suffered similar fate also. She's doing fine now.
     
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    Garmoon is right about studies for a degree sometimes not being used. However, it is a proven fact that on average those with the degrees have a significantly higher lifetime income. Money isn't everything though... I'll wish you luck getting back in school.

    Things are done a bit differently in the States. Most schools would put you on academic review and give you a chance to improve the marks. Some of the schools would offer tutoring, if that was needed. One of my friends partied a little too hard, flunked a semester, and continued on to finish his degree. He merely finished a semester later. In the US system, if the failure comes early enough, course work can be caught up during summer session. With those degrees, rarely is one asked what the grades were.

    I thought "Bill" could still stack his Yellow Books to reach the Geritol. LOL
     
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    Safe Hunting
    http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=da7_1189638330

    Darling," says a husband coyly to his wife. "Let's swap positions tonight."
    "What a good idea," she replies. "You stand in front of the sink and do the dishes and I'll sit in front of the TV and fart."



    And God created woman and she had three breasts. He then asked the woman, "Is there anything you'd like to have changed?"
    She replied, "Yes, could get rid of this middle breast?"
    And so it was done, and it was good.
    Then the woman exclaimed as she was holding that third breast in her hand, "What can be done with this useless boob?"
    And God created man.



    TAX POEM

    Tax his land, tax his wage,
    Tax his bed in which he lays.
    Tax his tractor, tax his mule,
    Teach him taxes is the rule.
    Tax his cow, tax his goat,
    Tax his pants, tax his coat.
    Tax his ties, tax his shirts,
    Tax his work, tax his dirt.
    Tax his chew, tax his smoke,
    Teach him taxes are no joke.
    Tax his car, tax his ass
    Tax the roads he must pass.
    Tax his tobacco, tax his drink,
    Tax him if he tries to think.
    Tax his booze, tax his beers,
    If he cries, tax his tears.
    Tax his bills, tax his gas,
    Tax his notes, tax his cash.
    Tax him good and let him know
    That after taxes, he has no dough.
    If he hollers, tax him more,
    Tax him until he's good and sore.
    Tax his coffin, tax his grave,
    Tax the sod in which he lays.
    Put these words upon his tomb,
    "Taxes drove me to my doom!"
    And when he's gone, we won't relax,
    We'll still be after the inheritance TAX!
     
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    For that to rhyme all the way through ireland, it'd have to be spoken with an english accent. Ass doesn't rhyme with pass, Arse does! :D

    Garmoon: I know I could have done better, but I still wouldn't feel confident about repeating the year even if I could.
     
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    sammorris

    I DID NOT WRITE THE POEM
    I just post stuff as i find them...,if i wrote the poem i would say so
     
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    Yeah I gathered. Keep em coming though!
     
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